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Tony Stewart |
Laps led at Martinsville: 288
Calories burned at Martinsville: 288,000
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Jimmie Johnson |
This is the first time Chad Knaus has led the points all year. |
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Matt Kenseth |
His post-wreck Fusion looked like Clark Griswold's post-wreck Family Truckster. |
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Jeff Gordon |
He needed Jeff Burton's kid in the back to remind him, "Gas is on the right" before that final restart. |
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Mark Martin |
"Here's Mark Martin in Victory Lane at Texas, standing 5-foot-5, with the cowboy hat, 6-9." |
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Kasey Kahne |
Blown engine, you had me at 9,500. |
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Kyle Busch |
For the record, I love Larry Mac. I hope he is a the color commentator for FOX until he's Darrell Waltrip's age. But Larry was funny on Sunday when he made this comment directed at Kyle Busch: "When Kyle Petty [Petty!] wrecked Michel Jourdain." |
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Dale Earnhardt Jr. |
Junior probably would have confronted Chad Chaffin for that Lap 2 wreck if:
1. He hadn't rallied to finish fourth.
2. He actually knew what Chaffin looked like.
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Kevin Harvick |
Post-race quotes after Bristol: 568 words
Post-race quotes after Martinsville: 40 words
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Kurt Busch |
The sun really reflected off his face with those new silver sunglasses of his. Even more so than usual. |
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Dale Jarrett |
Report: Jarrett considering return of mullet, mustache for farewell tour |
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Jamie McMurray |
If he scores just one more top-10, he'll statistically be the best driver ever to race the 26 car. Well, except for Brett Bodine. |
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Elliott Sadler |
He hadn't testuhed da Cah uh Tumah |
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Greg Biffle |
That Martinsville wreck was karma's payback for Subway's hiring of Jon Lovitz to do its ads. |
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13 |
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Jeff Burton |
Kurt Busch only has to enrage Clint Bowyer now to complete the RCR hat trick. |
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14 |
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Carl Edwards |
So his name on 24 was Homeland Security expert Jim Hill. Come on, Carl. Hold out for a tougher name. This was your one chance to sound mean. |
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Bobby Labonte |
Come on, Dick Berggren. Why did you stop Bobby Labonte when he is trying to get a mid-race hot dog? He was clearly trying to get away from you. |
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Ryan Newman |
If he needed a caution that bad, can't he just ask Kurt Busch to toss his silver sunglasses onto the track? |
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Denny Hamlin |
He has been nailed by Mark Martin twice this year, which is twice more than Martin has hit anyone else. |
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Jeremy Mayfield |
Dude, hit the Easy button already. |
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J.J. Yeley |
He should have had a disposable camera in the car to catch the look on Kurt Busch's face when he passed him for position at Martinsville. |
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Casey Mears |
I was surprised that this wasn't on Jayski's on Monday morning: MEARS HATES SHORT TRACKS? Soreces telling me Casey Mears, newphew of 4-time Indy 500 winner Rick Mears (the bestest driver evar) doesn't drive good on bullrings (tracks under mile long) UPDATE YES Mears was 25th at Bristol and 27th at Martinsville |
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Scott Riggs |
He did a very good job of making sure that Joe Nemechek would leave Martinsville without a top-10 for the 22nd time in 23 races. |
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Clint Bowyer |
We're here on DirecTV network live from the DirecTV Speedway in DirecTV, Va., where the No. 07 DirecTV Chevrolet will be wheeled by Clint Bowyer. Stay tuned for the DirecTV pre-race show, followed by the national anthem, which you will see live right here on DirecTV. |
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Reed Sorenson |
Report: Sorenson quoted |