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Matt Kenseth |
I guess a lot of y'all do not think I pay attention to stats anymore. Kenseth is ranked No. 1 this week based on momentum and last year's performance at Chicagoland. |
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Greg Biffle |
So I was in Subway in Daytona last week. Two teenage girls are in line ahead of me.
First girl: "Please give me a ham-and-cheese on white."
Worker to second girl: "And what will you have?"
Second girl : "Same as her."
Worker: "And what was that?"
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Jimmie Johnson |
I finally figured out why he wore a hat during his visit to the Hollywood Hotel on Friday night. He didn’t have time to shave his eyebrow. |
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Jeff Burton |
Someone told me that the beach ball that hit the track on Lap 5 had a Cingular logo on it. Question: if the beach ball was already inflated when the fan went through the gate, did the attendants just smile and say, "Wow, cool beach ball. That is sure to create a yellow if you toss it onto the track!" |
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Kasey Kahne |
Report: Four single moms see Kasey Kahne unloading his boat, promptly drive straight into Lake Norman.
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Jeff Gordon |
Report: Jimmie Johnson worried Gordon’s pending marriage will make him run like he did from 1994-2001. |
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Kurt Busch |
Report: Kurt Busch haters already wishing his season was named "Kurt's Last Call". |
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Tony Stewart |
Report: Stewart's brand-new exercise equipment feeling lonely, depressed, under-appreciated. |
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Kevin Harvick |
I nearly choked to death with laughter during the Busch race. FX goes to a glowering Harvick, who goes on a 30-second rant about how bad the tires were. Then they cut to a smiling Carl Edwards, who said the tires were the best thing since sliced bread. |
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Kyle Busch |
I have no way to verify this, but a fan claims this was uttered on TV with a few laps to go at Daytona: "There's Kyle Busch, getting help from his brother Kurt, who is helping his brother Kyle." |
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Denny Hamlin |
FedEx commercial moderator: "Joe Whatever from Boston, Mass. writes...Does Denny Hamlin have any hobbies he enjoys?"
No, but he has hobbies that he doesn't enjoy. |
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Elliott Sadler |
He is going to be on the cover for EA Sports’ NASCAR 2007, narrowly beating out Sterling Marlin for the coveted honor. |
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Mark Martin |
Report: Martin really worried his NASCAR Hall of Fame plaque will depict him with a Viagra uniform. |
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Carl Edwards |
After seeing Tony Stewart’s success, Roush Racing has announced plans to work on the "Car-l of Tommorow," where Roush Racing introduces a new Carl Edwards, complete with added width and girth. |
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Dale Earnhardt Jr. |
Seen in front of the No. 8 hauler last Saturday: An attractive girl with a shirt that read: "Future Trophy Wife." |
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Ryan Newman |
Little-known fact about Ryan: He collects novelty T-shirts. He wore a red one last week that read: "Speaker City" -- an homage to the 2003 film Old School. |
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Jamie McMurray |
Actual question I heard asked at Daytona about the Gillette "Newman?!" commercial, in all seriousness:
"Did Ryan really shave his number into your heads like that? Is he always doing mean things to you guys?"
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Brian Vickers |
Report: Vickers annoying team by asking for chilled Red Bull during pit stops. |
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Scott Riggs |
I still believe he actually cut his feet while trying to stop his car without brakes, in true Barney Rubble style. The story of him cutting his feet while unloading a Jet Ski was just a cover. |
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Casey Mears |
Report: Mears really hoping he can become third Hendrick driver to marry a model. |
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Dale Jarrett |
Report: UPS really didn't want to re-film all those commercials. |
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Tony Raines |
I think I solved the mystery about why Terry Labonte didn’t respond at Sonoma when D.W. said, "Terry, this is D.W, you got a copy?" I don’t think Terry even heard him. The theory is that FOX producers accidentally tried Terry’s Hendrick Motorports radio frequency. |
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Clint Bowyer |
Weird stat of the year: Clint has more points in the last six races than Tony Stewart. |
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Bobby Labonte |
Bobby Labonte: The E! True Hollywood Story. |
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Ken Schrader |
Report: Schrader voted least likely to own a Bluetooth headset. |