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Kevin Harvick |
Report: Bob Dillner fully expecting to be hit in face with pie by Harvick |
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Denny Hamlin |
He is taking everything meant for Tony Stewart. The Chase spot, the TV time, the pies. |
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Mark Martin |
Are you like me? You saw the headline "Shepherd to drive in truck race at Vegas for Roush" and thought, "Dang, Morgan gets his car in the show for two consecutive Cup events, and Roush hires him?!" |
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Matt Kenseth |
He said last week that the Guinness Book of World Records "has so many records in there that if I really wanted to get in there I could find something to do." You've already got one, dude. Most open-eyed kisses in Victory Lane in one year. |
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Jeff Gordon |
Coming up next ... on World's Wildest Police Videos ... this four-time champion thinks Brian Vickers will simply step aside. What happens next is almost unbelievable. This young punk uses his two-ton weapon to block his rival. Loudon officials are forced to lay down the spike strips. |
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Jeff Burton |
He was pretty mad about SPEED's post-race report, which suggested that RCR used bleeder valves to enhance performance. He was first contacted about the issue by his brother Ward, who called in a frantic voice, saying, "Buh-ob Dill-nuh isa sayin' y'all messed with sum bleedah valuhvuhs." |
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Kyle Busch |
The 7 Days curse lives. His spotter was on the show and Busch promptly crashed on Lap 3. Kyle was also cursed by the SI cover. |
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Tony Stewart |
He has a new show next season. It is going to be called NASCAR Drivers: 360 pounds. |
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Dale Earnhardt Jr. |
After Loudon, he said, "I'm really, really frustrated. We have to do better than that as a team if we want to win this championship." No word on whether this was his Nextel Cup team or his online racing team. |
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Kasey Kahne |
I am surprised more outrage hasn't risen from his picture on his driver page (click his name to the left to see). If those Allstate girls had seen that, they would have married Reed Sorenson. |
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Elliott Sadler |
The team had bins of Glaceau Vitamin Water around his hauler, and Sadler promptly replaced them with bins of Coke, mainly because he can't pronounce the name. |
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Ryan Newman |
Penske Racing needs to put out a press release admitting that their decision to paint their wheels blue this year was a complete failure. |
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Jimmie Johnson |
He had the quote of the year when he said, "Yeah, my birthday usually falls on Saturday or Sunday, so ..." |
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Brian Vickers |
Nice run. But you totally irritated Jeff Gordon in doing so, and you know what that means. It means you won't get introduced to any more of Ingrid's friends. |
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Carl Edwards |
Making the Chase is so overrated. If he had made the Chase, he never would have gotten that lucrative and snazzy new show with Steve Byrnes. |
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Clint Bowyer |
Report: McMurray wearing elevator shoes, perfecting scowl to look more like Bowyer |
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Dave Blaney |
He has to be glad his wheel fell off on Lap 96. It got him at least six solid seconds of camera time. |
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Scott Riggs |
I just realized something. Riggs only has four finishes of 30th or worse this year. Riggs has officially made sure he will end the season with fewer 30th-or-worse finishes than Michael Waltrip, who has 14. |
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J.J. Yeley |
His recent solid runs could directly lead to layoffs in Joe Gibbs Racing's fabrication department. |
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Kurt Busch |
Kevin Harvick has got to be really glad be didn't sign to drive the 2 car for 2006. |
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Ken Schrader |
Report: Fatback not likely to be affected by spinach ban |
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Casey Mears |
Report: Juan Montoya furiously getting ready for 2007 on his Playstation |
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Reed Sorenson |
I got an e-mail from a fan who said Reed was nice and signed a bald man's head. Which means that Todd Bodine asked for his autograph. |
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Greg Biffle |
I sure do miss the Subway commercial where Biff throws the sandwich in Doug Richert's face. If they replay it, watch closely: Richert actually eats a piece of the lettuce. |
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Bobby Labonte |
You know that commercial where the crude stick figure of Richard Petty wins and "There's a fight in the infield?" Well, at Loudon, that commercial was being piped into the media center without any picture. So when the announcer says, "Big crash! They are fighting in the infield," the local reporters, who had never seen the commercial, jumped up to go cover it. |
