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Teresa loves the life-sized stuffed Dale Jr. doll she got for Valentine's Day. Credit: Autostock

Track Smack: Daytona

NASCAR.COM
February 16, 2006
04:01 PM EST (21:01 GMT)

Teresa Earnhardt clearly doesn't want the No. 3 raced again. Guys, how feasible is it that we'll never see it again?

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Marty Smith: Well, first of all she doesn't own it, Richard Childress does. And he and Junior both want to run it, so if they want to run it, they'll run it. I mean, that's the fundamental bottom line: Teresa really doesn't have a ton of say here.

Ryan Smithson: When Dale Earnhardt Jr. comes out and tells Marty that he will, you have to believe him. He's only 31 years old. A lot can happen in the next 10 years, or even five years. It will happen, and only when Richard Childress decides to make it happen.

David Newton: Sounds like the making of a war between Teresa and Dale Jr., since Junior already has said he wants to drive the No. 3 late in his career. By the time Dale Jr. is ready for it, he'll probably be running DEI.

Dave Rodman: I think we'll see it again. I truly, absolutely hate to say that Teresa would rate about, ahem, No. 3 in this one -- but if Jr. wants to run the 3 to close out his career; and RC most definitely would like to field it for him -- well, end of story.

David Newton: Is this another sign that Teresa and Dale Jr. don't communicate as much as they'd like us to think?

Ryan Smithson: Man, I don't want this to become ugly, but that is exactly where it is headed.

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Marty Smith: And I'm not trying to be disrespectful in any way. I see her point. But there is only one man that can drive the 3, and that's Dale Earnhardt Jr. It would make a lot of people happy.

Ryan Smithson: NASCAR can't start retiring numbers. There is not enough to go around. You'd have to retire several of them right off the bat.

Dave Rodman: NASCAR could retire numbers since our database manager tells me there are currently 999 numbers available. Numbers of numbers isn't the issue.

Marty Smith: Database. That's Dave's new nickname: Database Rodman.

Dave Rodman: Data for short.

Ryan Smithson: People are not going to run No. 507, Dave. Don't be that way. Be sensible.

David Newton: Junior could drive the 333.

Ryan Smithson: Here comes Data Rodman in the No. 819 Kia 3-cylinder whatever.

Dave Rodman: RCR owns that number, too -- since it would appear as "33."

Dave Rodman: Geo Metro is the all-time 3-cylinder king.

Marty Smith: Data Rodman is a World Rally champion, according to Smithson. He won the Dover 250K.

David Newton: I think the Geo Metro has been retired already.

Ryan Smithson: I remember in 2001, someone asked Richard Childress why he didn't run the 37, in honor of 3 and 7 (titles). He said he didn't think of that and wished he had.

Marty Smith: That's a good observation. Interesting idea.

Ryan Smithson: That was at the Rockingham press conference, Marty. I forget who brought that up.

Dave Rodman: Good call there. The payoff to get the number might keep John Carter and Roger Craven in business for more races, since they own the 37 now.

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David Newton: The bottom line, Richard Childress owns the number and he can do whatever he wants, so whatever comments Teresa made really mean nothing.

Dave Rodman: It's meaningful because it's from the heart -- but I think reality will end up being otherwise.

What is the next order of punishment for crew chiefs that get caught cheating?

Dave Rodman: Suspended for more races than Chad is going to get suspended for.

David Newton: to really get their attention, you've got to penalize the driver points, and a lot of them.

Ryan Smithson: Loss of two races' worth of driver points. Knock them back out of the top 35.

Marty Smith: There's too many politics involved, but if NASCAR really wanted to make a statement, they'd send the whole team home.

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The finalists for the "Flying Tomato Look-alike" Contest. Credit: Autostock

Dave Rodman: As we know from last year, about all they had left inside the box was a couple toes. So lopping them off don't even take a sharp knife.

Ryan Smithson: Very artful, Rodman. Losing toes.

Marty Smith: Data Rodman Scissorhands.

David Newton: If they sent the driver home, the sponsors would come down hard on them and that really would send a message.

Marty Smith: That's the political issue, Newt. NASCAR doesn't want to tick sponsors off.

Dave Rodman: Marty, you're right -- that would get their attention -- but bumping the point deduction up would be a very powerful alternative.

Ryan Smithson: Knaus is going to head back and get a head start planning for spring races. Doesn't hurt the team too bad. And correct me if I am wrong, but Hendrick has their Fontana and Vegas cars about ready to go anyway.

Dave Rodman: Sending the entire team home would be for a violation so heinous I don't think us four -- even with our truly vivid imaginations -- could come up with that scenario.

Marty Smith: I bet those boys would stop and think about cheating, because suddenly you're accountable for all your teammates, too.

Ryan Smithson: Now that would really start ticking sponsors off, Marty. Four instead of one.

Marty Smith: I know.

Ryan Smithson: NASCAR still has a lot of weapons at their disposal. It is like when you're a kid and your parents take things away. They have a lot to take away.

David Newton: Perhaps Chad should spend this time trying to perfect his cheating. He only had the fifth fastest car in qualifying.

Marty Smith: NASCAR has all the power. It's their sandbox, dude. I still say, though, without driving stars, NASCAR is nothing.

Dave Rodman: I think as it is now the entire organization, from owner to floor sweeper, is behind the current program, to whatever level it's operating. I don't want to lessen the sponsor's involvement -- or imply it's any less -- but they are innocent bystanders in this.

David Newton: The sponsors are not innocent bystanders. They drive this sport.

Dave Rodman: Well, they're driving it depending on how much pressure they're putting on someone to run good. And I guess it would be a tad naive to think every sponsor did not want to win every race.

Ryan Smithson: I know this is unrelated, but that being said, NASCAR teams have no union. In other sports, Knaus would have a significant hand to play in his punishment.

Marty Smith: Refer to my previous statement, Smithson.

Ryan Smithson: That is what made me think of it, Marty.

Marty Smith: Without Dale Jr., Tony Stewart, Jeff Gordon, Jimmie Johnson, Kevin Harvick, etc., those stands wouldn't be full.

Ryan Smithson: There is probably never been a better time for a union to be organized.

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Since the pay phones were yanked out, the wait to use the free NEXTEL phone in the garage area has gotten longer. Credit: Autostock

Marty Smith: Right.

Ryan Smithson: I sound like Jack Nicholson in Hoffa.

Marty Smith: Thing is, I don't know that they want one. Everyone's making too much money.

David Newton: But since they're all independent contractors, as they like to say, forming a union might be tough.

Ryan Smithson: That, Marty, is the big difference. Baseball players were not making money when they formed theirs.

Who is going to win? You guys really called the Shootout winner.

Marty Smith: I got dibs on Earnhardt. I don't care what anyone says about bandwagons and blah blah blah, he has the best car.

Ryan Smithson: I am 100 percent sure a Yates car will win on Sunday.

David Newton: I'll go with Jeff Gordon. He's second fastest, the defending champion and has been the dominant car in plate races the past two years.

Ryan Smithson: I like it when we all pick different guys.

Marty Smith: Who did Data pick?

David Newton: Nobody picked Hamlin. He's hot.

Ryan Smithson: I am glad you think he is good-looking.

David Newton: No personal preferences on his looks.

Daytona 500 predictions
Smacker Pick
MartDawg Earnhardt
Ryan Sadler
Newton J. Gordon
Rodman Stewart

Ryan Smithson: Yeah right. I see how you look at him.

David Newton: Thanks, Ryan.

Marty Smith: I asked Tony Stewart if he thought Denny looked like Napoleon Dynamite. He about peed his pants.

Dave Rodman: I am thinking man, and my wife is about to go to work.

David Newton: Let her pick. She will come closer.

Dave Rodman: It seems to me I picked Tony Stewart for something. Oh yeah -- to win the championship again. So I'd say starting it off with a Daytona 500 would make everybody pack their tents right from the beginning.

Dave Rodman: Take the rest of the season off, boys.

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