Smack: Feel regular again; hair today, gone tomorrow (cont'd)

Joe Menzer: Oh, so it's for the women now?

Raygan Swan: No. I just like to see Tony's face in my bathroom.

Joe Menzer: And it's "Tony Stewart-licensed?!?" Man, times really have changed ...

Raygan Swan: Yep. I'll hook you up.

Mark Aumann: There's a Daytona 500 by Elizabeth Arden. I sure hope it doesn't smell like the garage area. "Oh, that burnt rubber and high-octane is so manly!"

Joe Menzer: What else do you know, Ms. Swan?

Raygan Swan: My next question is just how many drivers are waxing their eyebrows these days? It has to be obvious to you who does and who doesn't.

Joe Menzer: Hahaha. Another thing I've missed in the garage!

Mark Aumann: Waxing eyebrows? Is that an aerodynamic advantage?

Joe Menzer: If it is, I don't think The King ever did it! Can you imagine somebody like Cale Yarborough getting his eyebrows waxed? Or wearing "Curtis Turner-licensed" cologne?

Raygan Swan: Look back at ol' JJ. I believe he had one gnarly mono-brow when he started. Now his eyebrows look better than mine!

Mark Aumann: Well, you have to admit that Jeff Gordon sported a pretty good-sized unibrow when he first came to NASCAR. Maybe Hendrick has a manicurist on staff?

Raygan Swan: Yeah, really. And drivers dye their hair all the time now, as well -- highlights, lowlights and no lights.

Joe Menzer: I did notice one thing earlier this year -- wasn't Gordon sporting a "mullet" at Daytona? Please tell me the mullet cut isn't making a comeback?

Raygan Swan: Jeff Gordon has somewhat of a mullet nouveau. Don't you think he's sooo trendy, that Cali boy.

Mark Aumann: Didn't Tony Stewart have orange streaks in his hair a few years ago?

Raygan Swan: I like a well-groomed man with fashion sense but we have to draw a line somewhere.

Joe Menzer: Maybe now would be a good time to draw a line on this Smack session. I have to go put some more gray highlights in my hair!

Mark Aumann: Well, I can't talk much about hair -- since there's not much left to comb.

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