

Junior coasted past the pace car to conserve fuel while the rest of the field fumed.

Carl needs to play 2-7-9 in this week's lottery, because in the last six races, he's finished seventh, second, ninth, second, ninth and seventh.

Kyle won't make the trip to Milwaukee, which means there will be only one kind of brat at the track this weekend.

Caterpillar is coming to the No. 31 next year. Maybe brother Ward can give Jeff some tips on how to say "skid steer loader."

Because he had enough fuel to go the distance and Junior didn't, when the final yellow came out, Kasey could only see red.

Matt came that close to having a Sprint Cup official to hang in his den, next to the 10-point buck and that largemouth bass.

Whine and geez: Jimmie may be a California native, but the annual visit to Sonoma hasn't been a happy homecoming. His average finish at Infineon in six races is 20th.

Vallejo, Calif., has filed for Chapter 9 bankruptcy, although city officials expect sales of copies of Jeff's birth certificate will provide much-needed income.

Denny is showing his age. He can remember back to when gas was $1.69 a gallon.

Greg appeared to have a top-five finish wrapped up when out of nowhere, he suddenly got hosed.

Brian had an "iffy" race at Michigan. If Junior had been penalized for passing the pace car, if Kasey had run out of fuel ...

Tony donated his Michigan winnings to the flood victims in Columbus, Ind. -- and several Cars of Tomorrow to use as sandbags.

Top-10 finishes in 36 races in 2007: 3
Top-10 finishes in 15 races in 2008: 4

Hey, you kids! Get off my lawn!: Kevin referred to some of his fellow drivers as acting "like a bunch of 18-year-old punks, which most of them probably are, and they just need to grow up."

Having seen ex-teammate Dale Earnhardt Jr. finally get back to Victory Lane after a 76-race drought, Martin figures it's his turn next, although he's only at 38.