It's a matter of numbers coming down the stretch (cont'd)

My mom celebrated her birthday last week and it got me thinking:

TOP 10 THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME ...

10. Because I said so, that's why.
Really, is there any need to continue?

9. If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!
I learned a lot watching the interaction between my mom and brother ...

8. Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.
Guess going "commando" isn't an option.

7. Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about.
Again -- mom and my brother; he cried a lot.

6. Shut your mouth and eat your supper.
Never figured out this one; I have to open my mouth to eat ...

5. Your room looks like a tornado went through it.
At least it wasn't a hurricane.

4. Just wait until we get home.
(Psst, she really did hit like a girl!)

3. If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way.
Actually never wanted to chance this one.

2. If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up.
Obviously I ate a lot of veggies ...

1. When you get to be my age, you'll understand.
I'm still not 63, mom!

And one to grow on:
One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you ...
Only if they love me as much as I love you!

Hug your folks when you can; we're not promised tomorrow.

See y'all at the Ripken Experience in Myrtle Beach this weekend!

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