Gossage loves his Peeps; if the Census asks, that's 23

Eddie Gossage, president and prankster of Texas Motor Speedway, answers this week's pop culture questions.

1. Of the leftover Easter candy, what do you save -- the Peeps or a Cadbury Creme Egg?

Gossage: Peeps, I once stuffed 23 in my mouth at one time.

Apple CEO Steve Jobs has his iPad, but so far Eddie Gossage is resisting.

2. Reviews are in and seemingly good for Apple's new computer. Will you trade your iPhone for the new iPad?

Gossage: Sorry, I'll be using a Samsung Instinct mobile phone with Sprint service at the Samsung Mobile 500 NASCAR Sprint Cup race on Sunday, April 18th! (tickets)

3. Trained animals in captivity for entertainment value? The last star tore off a trainer's arm and scalp. Go to the show or stay home?

Gossage: Personally I loved it when Will Ferrell wrestled the bear in Semi Pro.

4. It was only a matter of time before summer camps became dog-centric. Would you spend a week with your mutt by the canine campfire?

Gossage: I don't have a dog, I have a cat. She loves me but never comes when I call her.

5. Did you fill out your Census form or will someone be knocking on your door soon?

Gossage: I didn't receive a Census form in the mail. I guess they don't want to count a 'person like me.' I feel disenfranchised.

6. What is a fitting punishment for a cheating spouse these days -- silent treatment, rehab or dismemberment?

Gossage: Yes.