Want a home-cooked meal? Don't call Stewart

Tony Stewart, driver of the No. 14 Chevrolet for Stewart Haas Racing, answers this week's pop culture questions.

1. True or false: Your nickname in high school was T-Stew.

Stewart: Uh, false. I don't remember that nickname. I don't know that I had a nickname.

2. You have one week to live. Name three things you would do before 'The End.'

No bidets, but Tony Stewart sleeps with the fishes at his new house.

Stewart: Hmm, I like this. I would want to be a rock star for a couple of days. I want to go to the moon and I want to fly like an eagle. You always have the dream that you can fly so that is what I would want to do.

3. You have an open road, no police around. Which car would you like to drive at top speed across the heartland?

Stewart: I'll be honest -- my Lamborghini.

4. From start to finish, what is the most sophisticated dish you can cook for yourself?

Stewart: Cereal, and I got yelled at one day because we didn't have milk so I used water. It wasn't that bad.

5. Name one over-the-top, lavish accommodation in your new house.

Stewart: I don't have a bidet. I specifically said "no bidets" at my house. I've got a big, big fish tank, though.

6. What is your favorite place in the world to have a beer ... er, a Schlitz?

Stewart: My lake. I love sitting on the lake that is on my property, sometimes in the fishing boat. That is the best place, in all reality.