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@nascarcasm blog: FedEx 400

June 02, 2014, @nascarcasm NASCAR Wire Service, NASCAR.com

Brain behind irreverent Twitter handle offers up a few thoughts following FedEx 400

MILES THE MONSTER WITH HIS NEW ENDORSEMENT DEAL.


· New slogan for Dover International Speedway: "Remember the scene in 'The Empire Strikes Back' when Han Solo has to maneuver his ship through the giant asteroid field? Racing here is sort of like that."
 
· With his ninth victory at Dover, Jimmie Johnson became the all-time lap leader at the track. His name will be etched in history, as well as on every Dover trophy from here on out before it’s delivered to the track. It’s just easier that way.
 
· Following the pothole incident, Kyle Busch grabbed a sledgehammer and asked NASCAR if he was permitted to "work on" the No. 15 car during the red flag.

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