Brain behind irreverent Twitter handle offers up a few thoughts from Texas
Congrats on the win, Joey Logano. And nice aim also. Uncle Si would be proud.
-- Last week, Kurt Busch broke a long winless drought. And if NASCAR and their strange meteorological powers know anything, it’s how to end droughts.
-- Carl Edwards did not run the Aflac scheme for the Duck Commander 500, we assume because the Aflac duck would not have lived through it.
(Follow @nascarcasm on Twitter. His unique views on NASCAR are his own -- but chances are you already knew that.)