@nascarcasm blog: Texas
April 08, 2014,
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Brain behind irreverent Twitter handle offers up a few thoughts from Texas
Congrats on the win, Joey Logano. And nice aim also. Uncle Si would be proud.
-- Parker Kligerman has such awful luck that we half-expected him to be taking a hot-air balloon ride over the track just as Joey Logano was firing his Victory Lane six-shooters into the air.
-- Last week, Kurt Busch broke a long winless drought. And if NASCAR and their strange meteorological powers know anything, it’s how to end droughts.
-- Carl Edwards did not run the Aflac scheme for the Duck Commander 500, we assume because the Aflac duck would not have lived through it.
-- Hearty congratulations to Chase Elliott on his first Nationwide win Friday in the O’Reilly Auto Parts 300. An impressive drive by the young man. It’s like he has racing in his blood or something.
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