· Hearty congratulations to Jamie McMurray on his Sprint All-Star Race victory. McMurray said after the race that he plans on using the $1 million for his kids’ educations, which is the flimsiest cover story for "the finest hair products in bulk size" that we’ve ever heard.
· Kurt Busch made it back to Charlotte from Indianapolis following the first round of Indy 500 qualifying where he was 10th-fastest, nearly reaching the 230-mph mark. He then spent the majority of the All-Star Race wishing he had brought THAT car with him.
· In a shocking upset, the loyal Reddit community voted the Dogecoin-sponsored Josh Wise into the Sprint All-Star Race over heavy favorite Danica Patrick. This could lead to great things for Josh Wise and the No. 98 team, so long as their team web site isn’t hosted by GoDaddy.com.
· Tony Stewart officially joined Twitter this weekend. We could not be more excited about this – right, team of nervous PR reps charged with painstaking and arduous task of monitoring his feed 24 hours a day?