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Twelve days of NASCAR

December 23, 2013, George Winkler, NASCAR.com

Twelve days of NASCAR
NASCAR.com takes on a NASCAR rendition of the famous "Twelve Days of Christmas"

On the first day of NASCAR
my crew chief gave to me
a Kenseth in a Camry.

On the second day of NASCAR
my crew chief gave to me
two rookie loves,
and a Kenseth in a Camry. 

On the third day of NASCAR
my crew chief gave to me
three Austin Dillons,
two rookie loves,
and a Kenseth in a Camry. 

On the fourth day of NASCAR
my crew chief gave to me
four hauling Harvicks,
three Austin Dillons,
two rookie loves,
and a Kenseth in a Camry. 

On the fifth day of NASCAR
my crew chief gave to me
five … gold … road … ringers!
four hauling Harvicks,
three Austin Dillons,
two rookie loves,
and a Kenseth in a Camry. 

On the sixth day of NASCAR
my crew chief gave to me
six trophies displaying,
five … gold … road … ringers!
four hauling Harvicks,
three Austin Dillons,
two rookie loves,
and a Kenseth in a Camry.

On the seventh day of NASCAR
my crew chief gave to me
seven Swan racers swimming,
six trophies displaying,
five … gold … road … ringers!
four hauling Harvicks,
three Austin Dillons,
two rookie loves,
and a Kenseth in a Camry.

On the eighth day of NASCAR
my crew chief gave to me
eight Kahnes a-clipping,
seven Swan racers swimming,
six trophies displaying,
five … gold … road … ringers!
four hauling Harvicks,
three Austin Dillons,
two rookie loves,
and a Kenseth in a Camry.

On the ninth day of NASCAR
my crew chief gave to me
nine Hamlins dancing,
eight Kahnes a-clipping,
seven Swan racers swimming,
six trophies displaying,
five … gold … road … ringers!
four hauling Harvicks,
three Austin Dillons,
two rookie loves,
and a Kenseth in a Camry.

On the 10th day of NASCAR
my crew chief gave to me
10 Fords a-leaping,
nine Hamlins dancing,
eight Kahnes a-clipping,
seven Swan racers swimming,
six trophies displaying,
five … gold … road … ringers!
four hauling Harvicks,
three Austin Dillons,
two rookie loves,
and a Kenseth in a Camry.

On the 11th day of NASCAR
my crew chief gave to me
11 reporters Skype-ing,
10 Fords a-leaping,
nine Hamlins dancing,
eight Kahnes a-clipping,
seven Swan racers swimming,
six trophies displaying,
five … gold … road … ringers!
four hauling Harvicks,
three Austin Dillons,
two rookie loves,
and a Kenseth in a Camry.

On the 12th day of NASCAR
my crew chief gave to me
12 brake drums drumming,
11 reporters Skype-ing,
10 Fords a-leaping,
nine Hamlins dancing,
eight Kahnes a-clipping,
seven Swan racers swimming,
six trophies displaying,
five … gold … road … ringers!
four hauling Harvicks,
three Austin Dillons,
two rookie loves,
and a Kenseth in a Camry.