Was it really the best idea to hand Brad Keselowski a broom? I know he swept the weekend and all, but given his history in Victory Lane, the chances of him getting a giant, painful splinter from that thing were pretty damn high.
Jimmie Johnson's day-ending wreck on Lap 15 will significantly reduce the amount of data the No. 48 team will have for NHMS when they return for the Chase. In fact, their setup notes from this race read as follows: "NOT THAT."
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