I'm not one to offer parenting advice, but having kids kiss the yard of bricks has to be confusing for these young children. All I'm saying is if I"M Leo Gordon and I finally give in to my parents' wishes and kiss the yard of bricks, I'm going to be confused as heck a few days later if they yell at me for licking mustard off the driveway or something.
Jeff Gordon is the first driver in NASCAR history to win the same race exactly 20 years apart. We're in the process of finding other interesting historical tidbits that basically imply that Jeff Gordon is really old.
It's official – Carl Edwards will not be at Roush Fenway Racing next year. The official announcement was emailed Sunday, and followed by several "Can You Endorse Me?" LinkedIn requests from Carl himself.
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