Kasey Kahne's move on to take the lead on the final green-white-checkered was not unlike that brave squirrel – both took a lot of nuts.
"With one race to go before the Chase, we ask that winless teams not resort to counterfeit winner stickers. They are obvious."
Lots of folks discussing how hot it was in Atlanta on race day. SUDDENLY we don't hear much complaining about next year's early March date now – DO WE?
Kevin Harvick won the pole for the Atlanta race, making it his SIXTH of the 2014 season. That's why they call him "The Closer"! Actually nevermind – that doesn’t apply whatsoever.
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