@nascarcasm blog: Talladega

May 05, 2014, @nascarcasm NASCAR Wire Service,

Brain behind irreverent Twitter handle offers up a few thoughts on Talladega

Turning the corner, not so fast.

Post-race tech complete. No issues. The three cars heading to the R&D center are the three cars that are still intact.

Denny Hamlin was victorious in the Aaron’s 499. Always great when that glimmer in a driver’s eye is from the elation of a big race win and NOT from the sun reflecting off a small piece of metal.

Denny Hamlin takes home $303,315 for winning the race. Or 649,493,145.65 in Dogecoin. His choice.

Brad Keselowski feels bad, and wants to take everyone out again, but this time for a beer or something.

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