@nascarcasm blog: Quaker State 400

June 30, 2014, @nascarcasm NASCAR Wire Service, NASCAR.com

Brain behind irreverent Twitter handle offers up a few thoughts following Kentucky race

Roger Penske sees Brad Keselowski cut his hand on a champagne bottle in victory lane at Kentucky. He then leaves himself a note.

Brad Keselowski wins Kentucky, but cuts hand on champagne bottle in victory lane. If you'll recall, he got a copious amount of beer in his eyes when he won at Las Vegas earlier this year. We hereby recommend that Brad not be permitted in victory lane without first donning a SCUBA mask and rolling himself in at least three layers of bubble wrap.
The Quaker State 400 also saw Ryan Newman finish a season-best third, as he ran neck-and-no-neck with the leaders most of the race.
Kevin Harvick experienced another slow pit stop, but was able to recover for a top-10 finish. If he gets this frustrated with delayed departures from pit road, just imagine if he flew commercial.
Should we really be discussing drivers who are winless at Kentucky Speedway? If we're gonna do that, it’s worth mentioning that all current NASCAR drivers but one have a long and arduous losing streak at Eldora.
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