As you may have noticed from social media, Indianapolis Motor Speedway is a world-famous pagoda with a race track around it.
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Austin Cindric is so tall if he wins at Indianapolis, he'll skip the bricks and kiss the top of the scoring pylon.
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Noah Gragson moves in to kiss the yard of bricks, yard of bricks is like, "Yeah, um, I have a, um, boyfriend who lives in Canada ..."
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"Wait ... WHO is gonna fight at the Applebee’s down the road?"
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See, OK, now when you're at home this week and Brexton is licking the floor, you gotta be OK with that because HE LEARNED IT FROM YOU.
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I'm going to be be perfectly honest: I’m only including this photo because when I saw the thumbnail I thought Cole Custer was very sadly holding a banana.
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When you’ve been growing the playoff beard well before the playoffs began.
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ALEX BOWMAN: “You shaved your facial hair.” JIMMIE JOHNSON: “So did you.” ALEX: “For the last time, Jimmie, that was a fake mustache so as to accurately portray Tim Richmond for throwback weekend.” JIMMIE: “Yeah, I’m just kidding. I know you can’t grow facial hair.”
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"No disrespect, but have you considered maybe going to Truex's beard guy?"
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When you're both short enough to kiss the bricks without kneeling.
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You don’t usually leave pit road with more damage than you entered with, but that’s why pit road at Indy rules.
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Say it with me… We’re gonna say it loud and all together… THE GUY STILL HAS SEVEN CHAMPIONSHIPS.
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PIPER HARVICK: "OK, you do not kiss me with that mouth until after a thorough Listerine rinse. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?"
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"And now we let go… It’s a team-building exercise known as a 'trust fall.' "
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“Hey, Keelan. Remember in New Hampshire when you kissed a live lobster? Now you get to kiss something even MORE unsanitary!”