Random Power Rankings: Best media day pics
By @nascarcasm | Thursday, February 7, 2019
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The final Random Power Rankings of the offseason is here. @nascarcasm ranks drivers based on their media day portraits.
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Just a good photo. It illustrates how Corey has perfect hair/beard symmetry. You could put his hair on his chin and his beard on his head and it would look practically the same.
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Martin has become quite skilled at looking serious. Intense. As if someone just made the mistake of reminding him who won the war.
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Bowman has a youthful appearance, which makes him the only driver whose own media day pictures look like a child model posing in an Alex Bowman Halloween costume.
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To be perfectly frank, we think this picture is a real weiner. We're just trying to get these gruesome puns purged from our system before the season starts, guys.
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You'll recognize this photo as the one on the lock screen of your 8th-grade daughter's phone.
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Matt is a trooper. He's able to flash a convincing smile that masks the disappointment he's feeling because his fire suit has sleeves.
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When you've spent 15 minutes with the cashier at Kohl's trying to convince her to used your expired Kohl's cash and you finally turn around, this is the look the guy behind you in line gives you.
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I don't know if things can still be on fleek, or if that particular piece of millennial nomenclature has been put out to pasture. If it's the former, then that hair is on fleek.
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Shown actual size.
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The default winner every year, no matter how the picture turns out. A few white streaks in that beard. A sign of age ... or perhaps mayonnaise from a sandwich. We don't know.