@nascarcasm’s end of year camera-roll dump
By @nascarcasm | Tuesday, November 26, 2019
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At the end of every year, I like to go through and clean out the photo roll on my iPhone. It’s full of pics, memes, screenshots and more things I’ve tweeted that have been clogging up the memory for a full year. So, for no reason, here are a few of them.
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Think this must have been during the NFL playoffs. Congratulations, Clint.
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I forget the context here. Perhaps I was trying to compare Ryans.
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I think I took a screenshot of this picture of Matt DiBenedetto because you really have to grab these extremely rare DiBenedetto workout pics while they’re up. They are rare. Like Halley’s Comet sightings.
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I have this habit of collecting screen shots of Elliott Sadler at moments when he looks a little ridiculous. Here, he was enjoying a retirement breakfast at Cracker Barrel, I assume. To me, this is retirement: early-bird breakfast at reasonably-priced chain restaurant while wearing a hoodie. I cannot wait.
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Absolutely rock-solid pre-season meme here.
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Want to feel old? This is what Hanson looks like now.
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I know Snapchat notifies you if someone takes a screenshot of one of your snaps, but whatever, this one is going to come in so handy one day.
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Pre-season bespoke merchandise. 2019 was the Year of the Ryans.
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I have a folder on my iPhone titled “Drivers Looking Like They’re Gonna Eat The Microphone.” This one is now in there.
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Another addition for the meme dream team. I mean, solid.
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So, if I recall correctly, my wife had a nasty cold at the beginning of the season and I’m a very compassionate husband.
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Because when Kaulig Racing tweets a picture of Justin Haley about to writhe on the hood of a race car like he’s in a Whitesnake video, you screenshot the hell out of it.
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Not only timely but also self-explanatory.
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No one really got this joke and, TBH, I’m still not over it. I mean, just run the chorus in your head, people.
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IN YOUR FACE, MCMURRAY.
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Kyle Busch’s 200th career victory was a very difficult time for the haters, which is why a support group was absolutely necessary.
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No idea. None. Apologies. My God, I hope I didn’t tweet this. #KyleBuschgundy
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Superspeedways provide good metaphorical imagery for NCAA tournament time, even though no one gives a rat’s ass how your bracket is doing.
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That one time during qualifying, the drivers created a perfect letter “H.”
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I forget who tweeted this, but Busch does the “Sinister poker player in the old west saloon” look perfectly.
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The extremely rare “James Bond” wreck. Stare at it for a little while, hopefully it comes to you.
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When you did well at your piano recital and mom says you get ice cream.
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No clue. None. None at all. Nada. Zero. But I hate this. My own stupid creation shakes me to my core.
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Things that seem like a good idea at the time are not. Self-imposed offseason Photoshop sabbatical starts now.
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Because lurking Keelan Harvick is an awesome version of Keelan Harvick.
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Part of a long research project proving that whenever there is a big wreck, there is always someone standing on their camper raising their arms in joy.
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“Spaceballs” is my favorite film also.
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We are all grateful that when Kevin Harvick unveiled his millennial-themed race car for the All-Star Race, “OK Boomer” wasn’t a thing yet.
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TURN AROUND MARTIN, YOU’RE MISSING A REALLY AMUSING FIGHT BETWEEN NEWMAN AND BOWYER.
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I promise you I deleted whatever app this is.
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Of all the drivers, only one looks like he’s about to enter a battle for the Iron Throne.
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When you accidentally like one of her Instagrams from two years ago.
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Shortly after I purchased this shirt, my wife canceled my debit card.
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“YO YO YO YO YO, HOLD UP. HOLD UP, I GOT SUM’N TO SAY.”
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A happy baby in a stroller.
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When your dad is pretending to like your music.
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At Chicagoland Speedway, Parker Kligerman photobombed like 14 of my photos and never told me why.
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Basically me trying to gift-wrap anything.
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When you win your first career Cup race, you don’t want the moment to end. And sometimes it doesn’t for a while because you are stuck in the grass.
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Took this at Kentucky Speedway this year. Show me a better picture of Paul Menard. I will wait here, likely forever.
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Took this at Kentucky. I like to think they were laughing at something I tweeted, even though there is no chance that was the case.
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They say to never meet your heroes, but whatever. P.S. he ripped the sleeve off his firesuit giving this thumbs up.
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Bristol Motor Speedway. He’s staring at the stars and thinking of you, ladies.
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Indianapolis Motor Speedway. Yes, Bubba, we know it makes a funny sound if you do that.
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“It is my understanding that you have six minutes to fix this, Erik.”
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After the Brickyard 400, young Piper was rightfully confused why everyone was putting their lips on the ground.
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Probably the most meme-able image of 2019.
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When someone asks you to do an impression of Menard trying to smile.
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I’m Ryan Truex, and THERE ARE NO LAWS.
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When C3PO does steroids.
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“TURN THAT INSUFFERABLE LOUD ROCK MUSIC DOWN WHEN YOU’RE DRIVING THROUGH MY NEIGHBORHOOD AFTER 5 P.M., YOU RAPSCALLION.”
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WATCH YOUR BACK, FRANK CALIENDO, THERE’S A NEW IMPRESSIONIST IN TOWN.
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When daylight saving time ends.
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Freddie Mercury, wassup?
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I get acknowledged by a lot of drivers. But only Corey LaJoie uses THAT finger when they see me.
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Cash Bowyer has that runway walk DOWN.
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Yes, I remember the first time I tried to wear skinny jeans.
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THERAPIST: I don’t usually do emergency appointments – what was so urgent?