@nascarcasm’s NASCAR Awards red carpet report
By @nascarcasm | Friday, November 30, 2018
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This is the look you get when you step in front of Roger Penske's photo and completely ruin a picture he was gonna upload to Instagram.
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Furniture Row Racing owner Barney Visser heads to the banquet room. We will miss him, but appreciate his contributions to the sport. He will now focus on his previous job -- Sean Connery's stand-in.
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I'm not sure if Chase's suit is gray or powder blue. If it's powder blue, then put Blaney in an orange one and suddenly it's "Dumb & Dumber" cosplay, which is something the banquet has been lacking as of late.
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Jimmie Johnson is ready for the Daft Punk show.
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Kyle Busch is very happy because Denny Hamlin had a really good table in the banquet room but had to surrender it to Kyle.
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William turned 21 years old last night. Not sure how much makeup he's wearing but it's doing a wonderful job of covering up the regrettable face tattoo he received.
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World famous red-carpet reporter, Johnny Asstat.
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When you're in Las Vegas you're bound to see a few chips! LOL yeah sorry next slide.
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He photographs well. Even when he's not holding the phone in front of his car with some random kid.
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Want to feel old? Both Erik Jones and William Byron are 21 now. Open another tab in your browser and start shopping for cemetery plots if you want.
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Every day Ryan looks in the mirror: Was his emoji based on himself ... or was HE becoming his emoji?
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"I'm told that running one Xfinity Series race doesn't make you eligible for another Most Popular Driver award so my ass is headed back home."