Random Power Rankings: Best photo of each playoff driver from the 2019 season
By @nascarcasm | Thursday, November 14, 2019
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As we wave the checkered flag on the 2019 season this weekend at Homestead-Miami Speedway, we give you a final random power rankings of the season. Here, we take what we deem the best picture of each playoff driver from this year, and arbitrarily rank them.
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We chose this one of Aric Almirola because he's clearly trying to look intimidating when in actuality he's like the nicest guy in the world. He's trying to be all fierce when you know good and well if you moved to his neighborhood, he'd leave a welcome basket of muffins on your front stoop.
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Erik Jones with new friend Chuck Liddell. We love Erik Jones standing next to an ultimate fighting legend, all like "Hey…any of you got jokes you want to make about my hair NOW? OH, didn't think so."
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For Brad Keselowski, whether it's at the track or being a dad, there's a lot of wiping behinds involved.
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We appreciate Ryan Newman staring down Matt DiBenedetto like "DAAAAAAAAMN GURL LOOK AT U."
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We miss the Kyle Beard. It was like Paul Menard cosplay.
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William Byron, smiling big at Darlington, throwing back to a movie that was out like a decade before this dude was even a zygote.
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Clint Bowyer here looking like he just found the Lego that Cash left on the seat.
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So much going on in this photo. Alex Bowman, at long last, earning his first career Cup Series victory. In the background, the safety crew trying to figure out how the hell to extract the No. 88 car from the rain-soaked infield grass. They eventually would. This photo is a metaphor for overcoming adversity, people.
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Denny Hamlin either just won at Bristol or has a chicken-wing bone lodged in his trachea.
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Ryan Blaney always gives checkered flags to a young fan sitting by the start/finish line, which is awesome. We also like how Dent Wizard was on the car at Talladega, which was SO VERY APPROPRIATE.
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“The Hunger Games” starring Martin Truex Jr.
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This picture taken during practice at the fall Martinsville race is the best picture of Joey Logano from 2019. It’s also the greatest "before" picture in the history of mankind.
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This is Keelan Harvick kissing the lobster. I know it looks like the lobster has maybe grasped Keelan's lip and Kevin is enjoying it but I promise that is not the case.
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Kurt Busch's victory at Kentucky Speedway turned his race car into the greatest Uber ever. Kuber. KuBur. You get the idea.
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Kyle Larson thinking "What a great victory!" Owen Larson thinking "Hey Rockefeller – it's time to discuss a bump in allowance."
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If this picture of our beloved Chase Elliott doesn't make you smile then go to the doctor and tell him your symptoms include "completely dead inside."