Fill in the blank: Write your own 2019 recap
7 years ago
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The 2019 NASCAR season is officially in the books, and we’re clocking out early. Instead of us writing an article to sum up our thoughts on the year, it’s up to you, reader, to write your own end-of-the season recap while the rest of us get a head start on Googling the best way to make Thanksgiving dinner. Simply fill in the blanks and you’re on your way.
It’s hard to believe the 2019 NASCAR season is already in the books! Time has surely flown by since
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Denny Hamlin won the Daytona 500
Joey Logano won the damn war
Matt DiBenedetto took over the No. 95 car
Corey LaJoie drove a car with his face on it
Ryan Preece and Daniel Hemric were Xfinity Series regulars
my heart was ripped out because Paul Menard announced retirement
.
In the end, there was quite a Championship 4:
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Kevin Harvick,
Kyle Busch,
Martin Truex Jr.,
Denny Hamlin,
Garrett Smithley,
--
Kevin Harvick,
Kyle Busch,
Martin Truex Jr.,
Denny Hamlin,
Greg Biffle,
--
Kevin Harvick,
Kyle Busch,
Martin Truex Jr.,
Denny Hamlin,
Christopher Bell,
and
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Kevin Harvick
Kyle Busch
Martin Truex Jr.
Denny Hamlin
the one who shall not be named
.
In the end, I feel so
--
thrilled
confused
annoyed
ENRAGED
baffled
excited
pumped
Kyle Busch won it all.
This season gave us some new faces in Victory Lane, like
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Alex Bowman
Justin Haley
crew chief Chris Gabehart
Kyle Busch with a beard
.
I can’t wait for the next first-time winner, who will probably be
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Christopher Bell
Tyler Reddick
Cole Custer
Matt DiBenedetto
Ryan Preece
William Byron
Ty Dillon
Bubba Wallace
Jimmie Johnson
younger than me
.
I think the best comeback of 2019 was
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Chase Elliott at the Charlotte road course
Denny Hamlin returning to Victory Lane
Denny Hamlin’s Joey Logano impression
Bubba Wallace spinning Kyle Busch at Watkins Glen
Ryan Blaney’s lusciously long hair
.
Seeing that really made me feel
--
warm and fuzzy inside
impressed
again
surprised
the shrine in my closest was worth all the effort
.
Can you believe
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Joe Gibbs Racing won half the races
Jimmie Johnson missed the playoffs
Clint Bowyer didn’t win a race
Justin Haley won a race
David Ragan retired
Paul Menard left us
Ty Dillon won two stages
?
Maybe next year
--
my favorite driver
my least favorite driver
Kyle Busch
Martin Truex Jr.
Kevin Harvick
Denny Hamlin
Joey Logano
Kyle Larson
Ryan Blaney
Brad Keselowski
Clint Bowyer
Chase Elliott
William Byron
Alex Bowman
Kurt Busch
Aric Almirola
Ryan Newman
Erik Jones
Daniel Suarez
Jimmie Johnson
Paul Menard
Chris Buescher
Austin Dillon
Matt DiBenedetto
Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
Ty Dillon
Daniel Hemric
Ryan Preece
Michael McDowell
Bubba Wallace
Corey LaJoie
David Ragan
Matt Tifft
Reed Sorenson
Quin Houff
Ross Chastain
Landon Cassill
Christopher Bell
Tyler Reddick
Cole Custer
,
the
--
greatest and my favorite
worst and my least favorite
,
will do the same thing.
When the checkered flag flew in Miami, we said goodbye to
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David Ragan
Paul Menard
Darrell Waltrip
Matt DiBenedetto driving the No. 95
Daniel Hemric at Richard Childress Racing
Daniel Suarez in the No. 41
Ricky Stenhouse Jr. in the No. 17
Chris Buescher racing the No. 37
crew chief Mike Wheeler
crew chief Brian Pattie
crew chief Danny Stockman
the pointy-nose Camaro
my dreadful Fantasy Live team
,
which made me feel
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sad
angry
excited
entitled
annoyed
confused
heartbroken
ecstatic
excited
beyond words. It was a good run.
Hands down, the best finish of the year was
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Jimmie Johnson wrecking everybody in the Clash
Denny Hamlin winning the Daytona 500
Joey Logano holding off his teammate at Las Vegas
Kyle Busch’s 200th win
when Alex Bowman won at Chicagoland
Justin Haley’s upset at Daytona
Kurt Busch edging his brother at Kentucky
Erik Jones winning Darlington
Ryan Blaney’s photo finish at Talladega
Denny Hamlin’s clutch performance at ISM Raceway
Kyle Busch winning in Miami
when Michael Annett and Mike Harmon shared desserts at Applebee’s
because it was so
--
awesome
unexpected
necessary
confusing
overdue
good for my fantasy team
.
To say the least,
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I was
I was not
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shocked
pleased
displeased
very happy
very unhappy
astonished
a proud fan
to see that one unfold!
My championship pick for 2020 is
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Kyle Busch
Martin Truex Jr.
Kevin Harvick
Denny Hamlin
Joey Logano
Kyle Larson
Ryan Blaney
Brad Keselowski
Clint Bowyer
Chase Elliott
William Byron
Alex Bowman
Kurt Busch
Aric Almirola
Ryan Newman
Erik Jones
Daniel Suarez
Jimmie Johnson
Paul Menard
Chris Buescher
Austin Dillon
Matt DiBenedetto
Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
Ty Dillon
Daniel Hemric
Ryan Preece
Michael McDowell
Bubba Wallace
Corey LaJoie
David Ragan
Matt Tifft
Reed Sorenson
Quin Houff
Ross Chastain
Landon Cassill
Christopher Bell
Tyler Reddick
Cole Custer
a secret
unknown
based on 2019’s performance, that was, to say the least,
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magical
perfect
beautiful
fantastic
disappointing
unexpected
disastrous
the highest of highs
the lowest of lows
typical
atypical
.
What excites me most about 2020 is
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Christopher Bell in the Cup Series
Tyler Reddick in the Cup Series
Cole Custer in the Cup Series
Kyle Busch going for two in a row
Ricky Stenhouse Jr. in his new ride
Chris Buescher in his new ride
wearing my shiny new merch
a new beginning
the Daytona 500
friendly and constructive banter on Twitter
hitting the reset button on my fantasy team
Denny Hamlin’s revenge
watching the races from home — it’s me, David Ragan!
watching the races lurking in the woods — it’s me, Paul Menard!
.
That’ll make me happier than
--
Kyle Busch
Martin Truex Jr.
Kevin Harvick
Denny Hamlin
Joey Logano
Kyle Larson
Ryan Blaney
Brad Keselowski
Clint Bowyer
Chase Elliott
William Byron
Alex Bowman
Kurt Busch
Aric Almirola
Ryan Newman
Erik Jones
Daniel Suarez
Jimmie Johnson
Paul Menard
Chris Buescher
Austin Dillon
Matt DiBenedetto
Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
Ty Dillon
Daniel Hemric
Ryan Preece
Michael McDowell
Bubba Wallace
Corey LaJoie
David Ragan
Matt Tifft
Reed Sorenson
Quin Houff
Ross Chastain
Landon Cassill
Christopher Bell
Tyler Reddick
Cole Custer
--
at the hair salon
doing his best to rake leaves
shopping for Christmas gifts
at the all-you-can-eat buffet
giving a speech at my wedding
on a roller coaster
dancing, shirtless
juggling
signing an autograph
hanging out with me on the weekend
reading all those letters I wrote
out on the town
reading my screenplay
giving me a ride home from work
hiding in a box underneath my Christmas tree
walking into the gym
back in 1997
with a flamethrower
driving a car with his face on the hood
winning all 36 races
playing laser tag
dancing with me
singing karaoke
wearing a shirt with my face on it
sitting next to me on the airplane
having the time of his life on a merry-go-round
! At The Disco
.