Fill in the blank: Write your own 2020 recap
6 years ago
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The 2020 NASCAR season is officially in the books, Chase Elliott is the champion, it’s Thanksgiving week, and, well, we’ve decided to sort of phone it in for now. Won’t you help us write an end-of-year recap? Simply fill in the blanks and let your imagination run wild. Just, please, don’t do too good of a job so our editors won’t replace us.
Let me tell you what the 2020 NASCAR season was like as a fan of
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Aric Almirola
Christopher Bell
Ryan Blaney
Alex Bowman
Clint Bowyer
Chris Buescher
Kurt Busch
Kyle Busch
William Byron
Cole Custer
Matt DiBenedetto
Austin Dillon
Ty Dillon
Chase Elliott
Denny Hamlin
Kevin Harvick
Jimmie Johnson
Erik Jones
Matt Kenseth
Brad Keselowski
Joey Logano
Ryan Newman
Tyler Reddick
Daniel Suarez
Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
Martin Truex Jr.
Bubba Wallace
.
Man, what a
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struggle
challenge
thrill
season
year
time
2020
disaster
success
trip
it was! The season started out with a Daytona 500 that could be described as nothing short of
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dramatic
chaotic
breathtaking
eventful
thrilling
frantic
electrifying
overwhelming
hair-raising
unpredictable
wild
— and that was just a sign of things to come.
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Nobody
Not even the smartest among us
Only people who are really good at fantasy sports
Few
could have predicted how the pandemic would
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affect
disrupt
shake up
spice up
discombobulate
rattle the cage of
the NASCAR season in the spring — but, of course, being the fan of the driver I am, switching to iRacing for a few months made me feel totally
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jazzed
pumped
preoccupied
dismayed
in a tizzy
disgusted
disappointed
confused
hopeful
lost
thrilled
.
The eNASCAR iRacing Pro Invitational Series was
--
a fine substitute
fun as heck
an enjoyable show
good to pass the time
a little too computer-y for me
probably the first esports event I watched
finally William Byron’s time to shine
an excuse for me to finally buy iRacing
,
but there’s nothing quite as
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exciting
good
riveting
visceral
loud
real
as the real thing! When NASCAR returned to the track in May, I felt more
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pumped
excited
relieved
thrilled
hopeful
delighted
hot and bothered
optimistic
nervous
pee, from excitement, in my pants
pee, to mimic NASCAR drivers, in my pants
than ever.
NASCAR’s return to the track was
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no walk in the park
not easy
easy peasy
exactly what I was hoping
not what I was hoping
quite eventful
uneventful
filled with drama
nerve-wracking
something else
for my driver, especially when
--
Chase Elliott performed Kyle Busch’s trademark bow
the road to the playoffs meant lots of drama
the playoffs happened
well, you know
uh, I would rather not say
silly season news started to drop
Denny Hamlin showed up with that face mask
he scored that big win
he did the thing
.
The best part of the season, though, was when
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Denny Hamlin won the Daytona 500
Kevin Harvick won nine races
Chase Elliott kicked some butt on the road courses
William Byron won his first race
Cole Custer scored a win
a photo finish at Talladega
Austin Dillon returned to Victory Lane
NASCAR went to Darlington three times
the All-Star Race had underglow on the cars
Chase Elliott’s jackman saved his season
Kurt Busch won at Las Vegas
Bubba Wallace made headlines
Jimmie Johnson led a fan salute
— though,
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Clint Bowyer’s pocket tweet
when Kevin Harvick missed the Championship 4
Timmy Hill iRacing with his cat
Jeff Gordon racing iRacing
Chase Elliott’s middle-finger salute
watching drivers try to drink while wearing face masks
Tyler Reddick thinking the race was over too soon
fans returning to the track
had me
--
crying
laughing
dying inside
smiling
hopeful for the future
hooting and hollering
, too.
The 2020 season meant we said goodbye to Jimmie Johnson, a driver I’ve always
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admired
cheered for
thought was very handsome
envied
worshipped
praised
lauded
regarded highly
disliked
felt strongly about
detested
despised
ignored
cosplayed as
,
especially for
--
all those championships
83 race wins
his charity work
his beard, which contains the right amount of gray
his lovely family
his never-give-up attitude
that off-road racing background of his
his extensive grandfather clock collection
the simple fact that he’s Jimmie Johnson
the fact that 48 is my favorite number
.
I wish I could
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run the Boston Marathon
have unmatched success
grow a beard
become a sports icon
iRace
befriend famous people
retire
like Jimmie! We also said goodbye to Clint Bowyer, who’s probably going to
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entertain us all
provide plenty of laughs
add some fun
kill it
be a consummate professional
give Jeff Gordon dozens of nicknames
fart in a jar
in the FOX broadcast booth next year.
And, of course, we can’t talk about the 2020 season without talking about
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Cole Custer winning Rookie of the Year
Matt Kenseth’s return to the driver’s seat
Jimmie Johnson’s awful luck
the announcement Alex Bowman would go to the No. 48 car in 2021
Kyle Busch and Adam Stevens splitting up
Kyle Busch’s early elimination
.
That’s something that made me feel so
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old
amped up
worried
hopeful
optimistic
pessimistic
embarrassed
!
There’s certainly a
--
bright
merry
sunny
victory-filled
crash-filled
relaxing
depressing
bitter
future ahead. I just hope my driver can
--
measure up
step it up
outperform
overperform
get it together
keep the momentum rolling
follow me on Twitter
disappoint me again
!
Lastly,
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I can’t believe
I totally called that
please stop reminding me
it is not getting old remembering
I am so hyped that
it’s pretty much the best thing ever
it’s pretty much the worst thing ever
we’re crowning a new NASCAR champion in Chase Elliott. Even though people give him a hard time for
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misquoting Billy Joel lyrics
not going by his real name, William Clyde
being a little on the quiet side
his run-ins with Kyle Busch
his run-ins with Denny Hamlin
being so darn popular
,
you have to admit he’s
--
a heck of a driver
fun to follow on social media
the champion
popular for a reason
Bill Elliott’s son
and
--
isn’t afraid to show it
has the hardware to back it up
you cannot tell me otherwise
I stand behind what I said
I could change my mind at any moment
.
Maybe that’s why he’s
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the Most Popular Driver
named Chase Elliott
driving the No. 9 car
Chase Elliott
the champ
so darn popular
!
Whenever that si-reen sounds in the Dawsonville Pool Room, I’m filled with
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pride
excitement
rage
indifference
empathy for the neighbors who don’t like noise
.
Anyway, I can’t wait for
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23XI Racing
Trackhouse Racing
Live Fast Motorsports
more racing
a new season
Nashville Superspeedway
the Daytona 500
a brand new fantasy team
Kyle Larson in the No. 5
Chase Briscoe in the No. 14
Christopher Bell in the No. 20
Bubba Wallace in the No. 23
Erik Jones in the No. 43
Daniel Suarez in the No. 99
new merch
another season of excitement
another season of disappointment
next year! Even as a
--
Aric Almirola
Christopher Bell
Ryan Blaney
Alex Bowman
Clint Bowyer
Chris Buescher
Kurt Busch
Kyle Busch
William Byron
Cole Custer
Matt DiBenedetto
Austin Dillon
Ty Dillon
Chase Elliott
Denny Hamlin
Kevin Harvick
Jimmie Johnson
Erik Jones
Matt Kenseth
Brad Keselowski
Joey Logano
Ryan Newman
Tyler Reddick
Daniel Suarez
Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
Martin Truex Jr.
Bubba Wallace
fan, I think
--
Aric Almirola
Christopher Bell
Ryan Blaney
Alex Bowman
Clint Bowyer
Chase Briscoe
Chris Buescher
Kurt Busch
Kyle Busch
William Byron
Cole Custer
Matt DiBenedetto
Austin Dillon
Ty Dillon
Chase Elliott
Denny Hamlin
Kevin Harvick
Jimmie Johnson
Erik Jones
Matt Kenseth
Brad Keselowski
Kyle Larson
Joey Logano
Ryan Newman
Tyler Reddick
Daniel Suarez
Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
Martin Truex Jr.
Bubba Wallace
is the driver to beat next year — as long as
--
Aric Almirola
Christopher Bell
Ryan Blaney
Alex Bowman
Clint Bowyer
Chase Briscoe
Chris Buescher
Kurt Busch
Kyle Busch
William Byron
Cole Custer
Matt DiBenedetto
Austin Dillon
Ty Dillon
Chase Elliott
Denny Hamlin
Kevin Harvick
Jimmie Johnson
Erik Jones
Matt Kenseth
Brad Keselowski
Joey Logano
Ryan Newman
Tyler Reddick
Daniel Suarez
Ricky Stenhouse Jr.
Martin Truex Jr.
Bubba Wallace
doesn’t get in the way. At the end of the day, though, I think everybody can agree
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Chase Elliott is the champ
Jimmie Johnson will be missed
it’s amazing the 2020 season happened
it’s turkey time
2020 was one heck of a year
2021 will finally be the year
at least nobody showed up with their face on the hood of a car this year
the Applebee’s commercial that played during the races was super catchy
.