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The third short track race out of the past four races ended with
-- Joey Logano winning the race more bad luck for Dale Earnhardt Jr. another good run for Ricky Stenhouse Jr. a Penske 1-2 finish dizziness from going in too many small circles . If you ask me, that's
-- terrific terrible certainly news to hear—at least for me,
-- a Team Penske fan a Dale Earnhardt Jr. fan Jimmie Johnson someone with a Joey Logano tattoo someone who had Ricky Stenhouse Jr. on their fantasy team .
I feel pretty bad for
-- Kyle Busch Dale Earnhardt Jr. Erik Jones Jimmie Johnson Brad Keselowski Clint Bowyer Martin Truex Jr. , though. Certainly, he didn't intend on
-- finding that pesky wall losing the race handing the win to Logano having a beef with the pit road commitment line throwing in the towel , but you can't
-- win them all crash your teammate drive over the box hand the race win away like that race so hard throw in the towel .
Since I am
-- a Dale Jr. fan not a Dale Jr. fan a NASCAR fan Alex Bowman , hearing about Dale Jr.'s retirement this week made me feel so
-- upset angry confused excited opportunistic ! It's
-- a shame a good thing a travesty unacceptable not a big deal nothing but a factor of short track racing that
-- he got tangled with his teammate. JIMMIE WRECKED HIM ON PURPOSE I TELL YA WHAT! he's had rotten luck this year but I'm optimistic he's had rotten luck this year. What a disaster. I'll be driving the No. 88 car next year—right, Mr. Hendrick?
Anyway, now that the race is over, it's time for
-- getting ready for Talladega watching tape of how to enter pit road typing up hate mail to Jimmie Johnson typing up hate mail to the pit road commitment box counting the number of cars Joey Logano passed Sunday cracking open a Pennzoil in celebration starching my best white shirts for the Penske 1-2 calling Matt Kenseth and telling him everything's going to be OK preventing Dale Jr. from walking under ladders all week untying my tongue after saying "The Fifth Third Ford finished fourth" throwing in the towel !