1ST PLACE – $500 gift card for the NASCAR Fanatics store2ND PLACE – $300 gift card for the NASCAR Fanatics store3RD PLACE – $200 gift card for the NASCAR Fanatics store
@nascarcasm’s Fantasy Dumpster Fire returns for 2026 — compete to win prizes!
May I have your attention, please? (CLEARS THROAT)
THE GREATEST NASCAR FANTASY LEAGUE EVER IS RETURNING FOR THE 2026 SEASON AND YOU SHOULD JOIN IT BECAUSE THE WINNERS RECEIVE COOL FREE STUFF.
... at least, the greatest out of all the ones that have my name on them. And there’s only one. Do the math.
The NASCARCASM Fantasy Dumpster Fire is back open and craving your participation! Click the link below to join!
SIGN-UP: @nascarcasm's Fantasy Dumpster Fire | How to play Fantasy Live
Why this name? I wanted it to reflect my own personal skills at fantasy sports. I suck. I’m terrible at them. True story -- I was once in a fantasy football league, and my quarterback had a season-ending injury, and I forgot to take him out. That is 100 percent true. Picture the center snapping the ball to no one. That’s how I roll.
I am excited to bring this level of skill to the league this year, and I hope you do also. Or maybe a little more. The bar is lower than a snake’s belly.
OH, I mentioned free stuff -- in order to bribe you to participate, of course, I’m gonna sweeten the pot with a few prizes for 1st, 2nd and 3rd place. Ideally, I wanted the overall winner to receive a random Facebook Marketplace item chosen by Carson Hocevar, but he leaves me on read. Anyways, they are as follows:
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A new season, a new championship format, an awesome new haircut for Joey Logano -- lots to look forward to. So click that link above and join the league -- GREEN FLAG ON FUN.
Sincerely,
NASCARCASM