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2 |
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Jimmie Johnson |
With the Casey Mears signing, he and Gordon are planning to form the GJM Posse. Kyle Busch doesn't stand a chance. |
| 2 |
6 |
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Kasey Kahne |
Carl Edwards had the quote of the week when talking about Kasey:
Question: "What do you see in Kasey Kahne on these big tracks?"
Carl's answer: I saw his rear bumper really, really well."
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| 3 |
4 |
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Greg Biffle |
Unfortunately, chicken breast combos at Subway are $7.98, and when you hand the cashier a $10 bill, they stare at you for 30 seconds, assuming you are about to give them 98 cents from your wallet. |
| 4 |
1 |
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Matt Kenseth |
Funny thing about Power Rankings: Matt Kenseth led last week and we used a picture of Kenseth to promote them. And way fewer people read them. From now on, we will only use pics of Dale Jr. talking to Jeff Gordon and Kasey Kahne. |
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9 |
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Kevin Harvick |
Yep. They showed DeLana in a hat again during the anthem. And it still isn't a big deal. Now, if she had left it on during the Canadian anthem, I'd be outraged. |
| 6 |
5 |
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Denny Hamlin |
Report: Video-game freak Denny Hamlin about to find out that Scott Pruett is a lot harder to pass at Sonoma in real life |
| 7 |
8 |
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Dale Earnhardt Jr. |
I nearly fell over laughing when Dick Berggren goes, "Junior, ever had a stranger third-place finish?"
Junior: "Well, yeah, I have."
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| 8 |
7 |
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Tony Stewart |
I can't wait to see the Jeff Green piñata. |
| 9 |
10 |
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Mark Martin |
Report: Media machine failing to properly hype Martin's final Sonoma start |
| 10 |
3 |
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Jeff Burton |
Report: Jeff insisting on holding his own umbrella until he wins this year |
| 11 |
15 |
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Carl Edwards |
The three worst trends in NASCAR are as follows:
3. Top rides going to winless drivers
2. Demise of single-car teams
1. LarryMac repeatedly saying "Cousin Carl" |
| 12 |
12 |
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Kurt Busch |
Hey now! How come he didn't get a speaking part in the "Newman?!" Young Guns commercial? Did he not have facial skin to manufacture a fake 12? |
| 13 |
13 |
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Kyle Busch |
Convo overheard at Hendrick last week:
Hendrick official: "Got really bad news, Kyle."
Kyle: "What is it? You signed Mystic Tans as an associate?"
Hendrick official: "No. We just hired the guy you threw your HANS at."
Kyle: "You shouldn't end a sentence with the word 'at.'"
Hendrick official:"OK. We just hired the guy you threw your HANS at, Kyle."
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| 14 |
20 |
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Jeff Gordon |
Report: Gordon really hoping he matches David Gilliland's number of 2006 NASCAR victories this weekend |
| 15 |
11 |
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Jamie McMurray |
Only two more races until we get to hear "Mac …… marry." |
| 16 |
18 |
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Bobby Labonte |
Forensic experts: Bobby Labonte not likely the stuntman currently starring as the chicken on the motorcycle in the Burger King commercials; is most likely Joe Nemechek |
| 17 |
14 |
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Scott Riggs |
He's no Jeff Gordon on the road courses, so he has got to see the irony of easily qualifying for Sonoma and failing to qualify for Daytona. |
| 18 |
24 |
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Casey Mears |
Report: Mears, Johnson, Gordon planning to form all-California alliance against Kyle Busch |
| 19 |
16 |
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Ryan Newman |
Report: Ryan really wishing he wasn't tied with Scott Riggs in Bud Poles |
| 20 |
NR |
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Robby Gordon |
Robby is very much in favor of another Jeff Gordon transmission failure this weekend. |
| 21 |
22 |
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Elliott Sadler |
Get a haircut, man! Muzzle-loading season is six months away! |
| 22 |
NR |
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Martin Truex Jr. |
The longest sentences in LarryMac's arsenal have these three phrases in them:
3. "Track temperature." (about 13 seconds)
2. "I spoke to his crew chief in the garage area this morning." (roughly 26 seconds)
1. "I want you to take a look at Martin Truex Jr. in that 1 car." (6-7 minutes, depending on what lap)
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| 23 |
21 |
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Clint Bowyer |
Darrell Waltrip nearly referred to the spinning Clint Bowyer as "Dave Blaney." And it would have been a great opportunity for Darrell to mention that Mikey is Blaney's teammate. |
| 24 |
19 |
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J.J. Yeley |
I joked last week that he should try self-mutilation (worked for Tony and Denny) to ease his woes. And of course, I got e-mails from self-mutilation groups saying I am insensitive to your disease. J.J Yeley had no idea he'd be wrapped up in self-mutilation awareness. |
| 25 |
NR |
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Reed Sorenson |
Report: Target stores to offer 50 percent off Underoos in celebration of Sorenson's first top-five finish |
