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Matt Kenseth |
Ted Striker in Airplane! -- "Concentrate ... concentrate ... I've got to concentrate ... concentrate ... concentrate ... Hello? ... hello ... hello ... Echo ... echo ... echo ... Pinch-hitting for Pedro Borbon ... Manny Mota ... Mota ... Mota ..." |
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Kevin Harvick |
"Yes ... fish all bathe together. Though they do tend to eat one another. I often think ... fish must get awful tired of sea food." -- Arthur |
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Denny Hamlin |
Stand By Me's Gordie Lachance: "Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, Pluto is a dog. What's Goofy ...?" |
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Jeff Gordon |
"It'd be a major downer to try and get together with this girl and find out that she really does think I'm a slime." -- Jake Ryan, Sixteen Candles |
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Kyle Busch |
Gizmo -- "Bye-bye, Woof Woof." -- in Gremlins. |
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Jimmie Johnson |
Top Gun's Maverick: "Jesus Christ, and you think I'm reckless? When I fly, I'll have you know that my crew and my plane come first." |
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Dale Earnhardt Jr. |
Eddie Wilson, Eddie and The Cruisers: "I want something great. I want something that's never been done before!" |
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Jeff Burton |
"That's incredible. Imagine seven million people all wanting to live together. Yeah, New York must be the friendliest place on earth." -- Michael J. "Crocodile" Dundee |
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Tony Stewart |
Darth Vader in Return of the Jedi: "You underestimate the power of the Dark Side. If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny." |
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Mark Martin |
Aloha, Mr. Hand! "What are you, people? On dope?" |
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Carl Edwards |
John Winger in Stripes: "C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like we're going into Wisconsin. |
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Kurt Busch |
"Wow. You know, it says here that by the time the average American is 50, he has five pounds of undigested red meat in his bowels." -- Det. William "Billy" Rosewood, Beverly Hills Cop |
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13 |
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Ryan Newman |
Ghostbusters' Dr. Egon Spengler: "I collect spores, molds and fungus." |
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Kasey Kahne |
"I don't know streets! Mom always drives me!" -- Elliott, E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial |
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Scott Riggs |
Batman: "Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?" |
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Robby Gordon |
Good Morning, Vietnam! Lt. Steven Hauk: "I understand you're pretty funny as a dee-jay and, well, comedy is kind of a hobby of mine. Well, actually, it's a little more than just a hobby, Reader's Digest is considering publishing two of my jokes." |
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Jamie McMurray |
Duckie from Pretty in Pink: "This is a really volcanic ensemble you're wearing, it's really marvelous!" |
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Elliott Sadler |
Dr. Emmett Brown from Back to the Future. Nice hair. |
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Brian Vickers |
Weird Science's Gary Wallace: "All our lives we've been saying how great it would be if we went to parties, right? And now it's our party and we're in the john. We're in the john!" |
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18 |
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Greg Biffle |
Indiana Jones: "I'm allowing you to tag along. So why don't you give your mouth a rest. OK, doll?" -- Indiana Jones and the Temple Of Doom |
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Martin Truex Jr. |
"Have you ever gotten into a mistake that you just can't get out of, King?" -- Pvt. Chris Taylor, Platoon |
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Ken Schrader |
Pick a geezer from Cocoon -- Arthur Selwyn, Benjamin Luckett or Joseph Finley |
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Reed Sorenson |
Mark "Rat" Ratner of Fast Times at Ridgemont High: "I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen." |
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Bobby Labonte |
"Everybody in my family is a comedian." -- Russell "Russ" Thompson Sr., Honey, I Shrunk the Kids |
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Dave Blaney |
The Breakfast Club's Principal Richard Vernon: "Don't mess with the bull, young man. You'll get the horns." |
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