

Ingrid appreciates it when Jeff changes the diapers but hates it when he refers to it as "taking a half-pound out of the right rear."

Chicagoland is been all or nothing for Jeff. He's had two top-10 finishes -- and three of 30th or worse.

Stat of the week:
Jimmie has never finished worse than sixth at Chicagoland, but hasn't been able to find Victory Lane.

Matt Kenseth and Kurt Busch stopped Denny in the garage area after the race to welcome him as the newest member of the "Target of Tony Stewart's Wrath" Daytona chapter.

With another top-five finish -- his fourth in the last eight races -- Carl may be the hottest driver not running one of those bowtie cars.

Matt has more top-10 finishes this season (12) than anyone other than the points leader.

Park rangers at Yellowstone have named a new geyser after Tony. It erupts only on race weekends and usually spews a lot of hot air.

Contract extension with Bass Pro Shops will allow Martin to stock up on some more of those tasty freeze-dried dinners.

Clint couldn't care less about all those sevens. He was just happy to cross the finish line at Daytona on something other than his roof.

Kyle knows there is no "I" in team, but there are in DEI, Budweiser and Eight.

Somewhere, Benny Parsons and Bill France Jr. were having a great time together watching that last lap.

Junior knows what it's like to be roadkill, because he flat got run over Saturday night.

Since the Texaco car ran the Shell car into the wall, would that be considered an oil company merger?

Hasn't finished better than 29th at Chicagoland since he won there in 2003.

Casey's post-race quote: "It was crazy. That last lap was just out of control. It's almost like everybody just holds it wide open even if their car's not working and doing all they can to make it to the front. I was no exception." Sounds like rush hour in Atlanta.

Biffle's all-or-nothing streak continues. In the last seven races, he has three top-10s and four finishes of 30th or worse.

Mark loves coming to Chicago because when he puts on his sunglasses, people think he's a dead ringer for Elwood Blues.

If this were a golf tournament, J.J. would be even par after 18.

Who the heck thought Kurt would end up being the voice of reason after Kyle went off after the race? Of course, he's been there, done that.

Finishes of 30th or worse in his first 14 races: 1
Finishes of 30th or worse in his last 4 races: 3

Robby may have only one career top-10 at Daytona, but he's now finished consistently in the top 15 in his last four visits.

Based on how well it ran after the accident, from now on, the No. 9 crew is going to flatten the right side of Kasey's car before each race.

How much money did you make when you were 21? David's 12th-place finish at Daytona put him over $2.5 million in winnings this season.

After an 11th to go with his two top-10s earlier this season, David is hoping to convince NASCAR to use restrictor plates every week.

Some people like to collect coins. Others collect stamps. Juan apparently collects pieces of the other cars he hits.