

Tony on the new Bristol: "I can't give it a better grade than A-plus." Some fans are wondering if he's grading on a curve.

Bad news for Junior Nation: Kurt's average finish at California is 11.5.

Jeff Gordon going a lap down to the field this season happens about as often as a lunar eclipse.

Going out early Saturday night wasn't all bad. It gave Matt a chance to see the start of the Vikings-Seahawks game.

Carl's form in the air was excellent but the judges deducted two-tenths of a point for the landing.

Jimmie was hoping to run into Ricky Rudd at some point to congratulate him on getting 900 starts, but that wasn't how he hoped it would happen.

Denny's streak of consecutive races finished went up in flames, literally.

I love L.A.: Kyle has four consecutive top-10 finishes at Fontana.

For the second time in three weeks, Martin used the "tap dance" method: Tap 'em, then dance away from the wreck.

Chevy Chase: Clint picked a perfect time to post his best finish of the season.

There's nothing wrong with running the "old school" orange and black scheme, although it does remind folks of a Halloween pumpkin.

Unless he can pull off a miracle over the next two races, Ryan's "My Circle" calling list is about get a lot smaller.

It's not Kevin's fault that somebody keeps running into him every week. It's just his magnetic personality.

Cue the duck: Greg gets AFLAC on the hood for Fontana, which means crew chief Greg Erwin will have to imitate Gilbert Gottfried's voice.

Junior after Saturday night's race: "Sunday off, baby! Finally!" The guys in the Truck Series never race on Sundays, either.

Don't tell Petty fans that Saturday night's race was boring. They were glued to the set, watching the No. 43 run up front all night.

It's a big week in Bakersfield. A Korn concert and the Stockdale Mustangs host East.

Bristol was David's first top-15 finish since Talladega.

Everybody likes going out to eat with Robby at Fontana because he gets the California resident tax rebate.

Momentum is fleeting: In the five races following Dave's top-20 finishes this season, his average finish has been 33.4.

Somebody needs to give spotter Tab Boyd a bonus for guiding Juan to a lead-lap finish at Bristol.

Jeff finished 27th at Bristol, but that was good enough to win his friendly wager with Tony Raines.

Dylan and Cole Sprouse will serve as honorary starters at California, which means at least two people in attendance will be able to refer to Reed as "that old guy."

David was apparently confused when they said, "Take her out for a spin."

For once, Kasey was on TV more during the race than the commercial breaks.