

I wonder if Jimmie halfway expects a surprise 100-point penalty for Section 12-4-A of the NASCAR Rule Book (actions detrimental to a close Chase).

Swearing for Jeff is an "aw, fiddlesticks" and two "gosh-darn-its" in his post-race interview.

Matt has a 36-point lead over Carl Edwards in the all-important Chase for the "best driver not in a Chevrolet."

Kyle knows it's time to leave, now that his high scores have been erased from the Wii in the Hendrick Motorsports break room.

Pass the salsa, Tony: According to wikipedia.com, Columbus, Ind., is also home to Shane Brown, world record holder for most tacos eaten in a 24-hour span.

The one thing Clint should be proudest of is that he didn't lose the championship as much as he ran out of time.

Jeff started off the season with five top-10 finishes in his first six races -- and could finish the season with five top-10 finishes in his last six races.

The car Kurt will be driving at Homestead is nicknamed "Roger," which is appropriate, since after that, the chassis will be "over and out."

Kevin won the first race of the season in Florida. What's the chances he can win the last one there as well?

It's the last time when somebody at DEI hollers, "Hey, Junior" that Martin will have to ask "which one?"

The Chase has been a microcosm of Ryan's year: Five top-10s and four races where he crashed or blew up.

Denny may not make the trip to New York, but that's OK. He'll order Christmas presents from the catalog this year.

Typical of Carl's luck in 2007: The car is eating up the competition when the engine suddenly goes out to lunch.

Greg's so good at Homestead, he's willing to start Sunday's race one lap down just to give the rest of the field a sporting chance.

With Kyle Busch leaving, Casey has first dibs on the corner office with the view of the engine shop.

Quote of the week: "I drove like an idiot all day and finally wrecked."

No North Carolina natives have won this season, but that's no consolation for Junior, who is still looking for his first top-10 finish at Homestead.

Jamie's breaking out the 2008 paint scheme this weekend in hopes of shaking the bad luck that seemed to hang around the old one.

Reed was hoping to spend the offseason fishing near his home. But with the lakes so low, there's not much challenge. You just wade out and grab a handful.

J.J. likes Phoenix because he's not a big fan of Daylight Saving Time.

The way the season's gone, Elliott's having more luck hunting than he's had behind the wheel.

Hola, Miami: Juan should have an advantage this weekend because he speaks the language.

Bobby's the answer to the trivia question, "Who's the last guy not named Greg Biffle to win at Homestead?"

Somebody hire this guy: Johnny has more points over the last three races than Dale Earnhardt Jr., Juan Montoya or Bobby Labonte.

The DLP crew got to use baseball bats on Saturday night at the ballpark in Phoenix -- and again on Sunday to beat out the damage to the right side of Tony's car.