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By @nascarcasm
Follow @nascarcasm'What do you mean 'Even as a MLB Hall Of Famer, you're still only the second most popular Junior at the track?' '
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When this happens, the Dawsonville Pool Room sounds a sad trombone.
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“UGH, Chase, turn the music down please. I tell you, kids these days.”
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At drivers' meeting, Mike Helton speaks: 'Does anyone have any questions?' (EVERY HAND RAISES) 'And it can’t be 'What's her phone number, please?'' (EVERY HAND LOWERS)
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With this photographic evidence, Chase Elliott has received the stamp of approval from Leo Gordon and is thus cooler than Lewis Hamilton.
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Right before this, John Cena was told how heavy the Harley J. Earl trophy was. He responded by twirling it on his finger like a Harlem Globetrotter.
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Someone tell the dude from Florida Georgia Line that a man bun is a P6 penalty.
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Drivers tend to get very sweaty and smelly in the car. That's why they're coated with a thick layer of Axe body spray before the race.
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When a fan at intros tells you to pull his finger, you never oblige, Chase. It's cool though. Rookie mistake.
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It's not out of the ordinary to see kids Chase Elliott’s age mowing lawns for money.
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We all want to see 'Smoke' back in the No. 14. But preferably not like this.
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One of us is gonna have to tell Amelia that her nose job turned out terribly.
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You don’t usually see battles over parking spots this intense unless you're at Walmart and it's Black Friday.
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This finish wasn't really that close if you're a microscopic organism.
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Earned himself a Chase berth. Not to be confused with 'Chase birth.' The Chase berth happened yesterday. The Chase birth happened about three years ago.