@nascarcasm recaps Kansas Chase race in photos

'I mean, this fuel can issue COULD be a problem, but it also could maybe somehow benefit us. Depends on if you're a tank-half-empty or a tank-half-full kind of person, Martin.'

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This is the only time you'll see these two teammates sitting next to each other at the office.

When you just want Kyle Busch's autograph but he just keeps writing 'CARL EDWARDS' HEAD IS A BUTT' over and over on your hat.

Those cars are tiny. OR THOSE KIDS ARE HUGE.

'TO KEVIN, SORRY I BLEW IT AGAIN. HATE IT FOR MY GUYS. I'VE GOTTA STOP MAKING MISTAKES. I'M EMBARASSED THAT I EXIST. I DESERVE NOTHING. XOXO CHASE ELLIOTT'

When you want to wish a guy good luck but also would very much like for him not to breathe on you.

All the credit in the world goes to Alex Bowman. Earned a top-10 finish while battling a stomach bug. Like his previous meal, he left it all out there on the pavement.

'The bad news is there's no fuel coming out of the dump can. The good news is because of this, I likely won't catch fire like the fuel guy for the No. 19 last week.'

When the nose of your car and the hood of your car decide to do a face swap on the Snapchat.

When you realize you probably have to win at Talladega in order to advance to the Round of 8, your stomach does the same thing the front of your car just did.

When you take two tires to come out of the pits in first, you assume it's gonna go better than it did last week. Because theoretically, unless your car explodes like a Samsung Galaxy Note 7, it can't possibly go worse than it did last week.

Dear NASCAR, how is this not too many men over the wall?

'Kevin!'
'Rodney…you haven't shaken Alex Bowman's hand today, have you?'
'Nope.'
'HIGH FIVE, RODNEY!'