@nascarcasm recaps Bristol weekend in photos

Greetings from the finest aquarium in eastern Tennessee.

When you pull up an article on your digital dashboard from three few weeks ago about how the No. 48 team has lost its magic.

Entirely forgettable day for this team. Let's just say that Water Cooler Dale > Oil Cooler Dale.

Martin Truex Jr. had a fast race car, but an unfortunate stroke of bad luck near the end of the race kept them out of Victory Lane. Yes, I write this caption verbatim every single week and just delete it if need be.

OK, I'm gonna throw something out there. Something kind of big. Something where I'm going way out on a limb. If you like it, great, but if not, you can throw it right back at me and no hard feelings. OK…here goes: Everything's not great anymore, is it?

I admire the dedication and helping hand, but Dale's gotta realize that this kind of work is what interns are for.

When the rainout threw you off and you spent all day Monday thinking it was Sunday and suddenly realize the DVR is not set to record 'Dancing With The Stars.'

Jimmie Johnson emerged victorious at Bristol. He likely felt rested and recharged after having all of last weekend off. And technically, THIS weekend off also. Thanks, stupid rain.

As is tradition, Victory Lane at Bristol devolved in what was a terrible audition for Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament.