@nascarcasm: Celebrate National High Five Day with this glossary

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The 'I'm only a couple years older than you and I’m taking over your dad's ride' high five.

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The 'Hey man, high five! I now see there's no way you can reach it -- I'll just pick you up' high five.

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The 'OK, is he going for a fist bump or is he trying to beat the s--t out of me?' high five.

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The high five that accidentally misses the other guy's hand entirely.

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The 'IMMA HIGH FIVE YOUR FACE' high five. (Rare)

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The 'Oh, WAIT. You ain't the Hamilton that cool musical is about Kthxbai' high five.

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The 'Hey just wanna be sure -- you weren't sitting there the entire race, right?' high five.

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The 'Sorry I high fived you too hard' high five.

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The double top secret Hendrick high five that is so secret, even Chad Knaus doesn't know what the hell it is.

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The 'It's really cold and I don't want to take my hands out my coat pockets so let's just look deep into each other's eyes and then high five in our minds' high five.

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The 'High-fiving behind Taylor Swift's back because you know Denny Hamlin's gonna see this and throw a raging jealousy tantrum' high five.

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The 'One guy going for a high five / Other guy going for a fist bump / Aw hell let's just slap Jeff Burton' high five.