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@nascarcasm recaps Pocono in photos
By @nascarcasm | Published: June 12, 2017 12
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Editor's note: The following content is clearly fiction. It is not real. We hope you enjoy nonetheless.
Two young drivers in two legendary car numbers also looks like a millennial buddy-cop film in the making.
Editor's note: The following content is clearly fiction. It is not real. We hope you enjoy nonetheless.
Two young drivers in two legendary car numbers also looks like a millennial buddy-cop film in the making.
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'Hey, do you mind if I get a picture with these two? I just spent an hour in security trying to get this belt buckle through the metal detector.'
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Jimmie Johnson's crew chief Chad Knaus leans against some drawers while talking to No. 5 crew chief Keith Rodden. Jimmie's drawers would later become a big topic of discussion.
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More like Poc-OH-NO amirite.
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Jimmie Johnson was OK after losing control of his brakes/all bodily functions late in the race.
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'I'm going to change my underwear,' said Jimmie Johnson after his hard hit. Which is easy to do when you're Superman. You wear it on the outside. It's not difficult.
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Erik Jones gets a sweet, sweet mullet. Erik Jones earns career-best finish. Not saying the two are related, but 2017 MONSTER ENERGY NASCAR CUP SERIES CHAMPION ERIK JONES WITH HAIR DOWN PAST HIS BUTT, Y'ALL.
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'Today was just a bad day. I just want to get home and have a nice, totally quiet evening at home to collect my thoughts. Nice and quiet. Nary a sound from any of the neighboring houses. That's all I want. Complete silence.'
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Kyle Busch tries to block Ryan Blaney. So Ryan Blaney 'unfollowed' Kyle Busch.
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Ryan Blaney was able to hold off Kevin Harvick for like five laps. At Pocono Raceway. That's like 140 miles.
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The youth movement is alive and well, as is evidenced by the number of winners who get carded before being handed the champagne.
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If you live near Ryan Blaney's house, get some sleep now, because you sure as hell won't be able to once the fireworks start going off and the Slipknot cover band shows up.