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It’s that Team Penske ingenuity that led to this innovative repurposing of a selfie stick.
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Among Canada’s top exports are mineral fuels, precious metals, and subtweets.
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So, Brad, what you’re telling me is the No. 2 car I saw in your shop with “REUTIMANN” across the rear window is not to be trusted? I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S REAL ANYMORE.
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If Kasey chooses “Thong Song” for Dale so help me God I will take it upon myself to crowdsource a ride for him in 2018.
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… now the official gourd of the encumbered win.
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First Jeff Gordon received two ponies. Now he has two deer. DUDE MIGHT BE NOAH.
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Um, do the Cubs know you can just buy them? I mean, could have gotten one in way less than 108 years. Jussayin’…
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Shoutout to Chip Ganassi for including the sound of his open hand meeting Kyle Larson’s face.