@nascarcasm: Tweets You Might Have Missed, week of October 13

It's OK, buddy. You earned that party for your first career NASCAR win. Also, we assume you're a Zima kind of guy. We hope you're cool with that. Correct us if we're wrong.

We've gotten to know Brenda through JR Motorsports' 'JRM 360' videos and safely assume that her fantasy-league trash-talk skills surpass those of 'Wesley Snipes' in 'White Men Can't Jump.'

Now that we know the outcome of the ALDS, this photo also works as a dim, forlorn image of a fan whose team blew a 2-0 series lead.

Never before have we seen an image this close with such amazing detail of one of our planet’s most beautiful treasures. Eat your heart out, pictures from the International Space Station.

We followed along with the events of the day on Saturday at Charlotte Motor Speedway, Denny. You're gonna have to be more specific about what you’re subtweeting here. This is like walking through the Talladega campground and tweeting 'Man I've never seen THAT before' and not attaching a picture.

This looks like what a massive pickup truck towing a huge fifth-wheel camper into the Talladega campground might give birth to.

Anything with 'Miller Lite' on the side is a popular item at Talladega. This tribute scheme by Brad Keselowski to his friend Dale Jr. will be no exception.

Notice how they casually fail to mention if the stairs were OK. UPDATE: They weren't. At all. There were stairs everywhere. But they were cleaned off the track, thanks to StairTitan. That was the worst joke ever authored in the history of written communication.