@nascarcasm: The NASCAR Hair Hall of Fame

KYLE PETTY: It stands to reason the son of 'The King' would have such princely locks. It's about 90 percent Yanni, 10 percent John Oates. And 100 percent heavenly.

VINTAGE JEFF GORDON: Jeff Gordon was born in California but moved to Indiana. Based on this haircut, you can probably tell.

RYAN BLANEY: Sadly, this glorious mane has met the floor of his favorite barbershop. (Prayers up to Ryan's barber, who must return to regular shifts after being able to take all of last year off).

TONY STEWART CIRCA 2008: Tony should go off 'Thank you!' style on whomever told him this was a good idea. It looked wack when Chandler on 'Friends' wore the damn thing.

BLONDE DALE EANRHARDT JR: DEAR SLIM …

BORIS SAID: Greg Biffle's arch nemesis is as famous for his road-course exploits as he is his Brillo Pad of hair. This guy putting on a racing helmet has gotta be like trying to cover up a fern with a shot glass.

VINTAGE RUSTY WALLACE: Before Cole Pearn ruled NASCAR, it was the heyday of Cool Perm.

RICKY STENHOUSE JR: Mississippi Mudflaps are permitted if you're from Mississippi. GONE TOO SOON.