@nascarcasm: Social Media Top 8, week of Feb. 23

Jimmie: “William, this is Peyton Manning. He was a legendary quarterback before you were born.”

You should have no trouble getting out of there – about half the field had already left before Stage 2 ended.

Let’s be honest – after doing this, even if he wasn’t scheduled to go already, Dale Jr. would likely be fleeing to South Korea anyways.

That would be a guy who doesn’t have to worry about being NASCAR’s most popular driver anymore, Amy.

When you’re thinking about what Amy’s going to do to you when you return home having eaten all of her coconut almond gelato.

Rain drop / Drop top / Kyle Busch was once punched by Pop Pop

Tyler Reddick won the XFINITY Series by a margin of 0.0004, which is probably lower than what the breathalyzer would register for that dude on the left.

And here I figured she’d be impressed by an 19-year-old who can eat a dollop of wasabi whole.