@nascarcasm: Social media top 8, Clint Bowyer victory edition

This was before Ryan went to the liquor store and found out that Clint's party-planning committee had bought all of the beer so Ryan was forced to raise a wine cooler in Clint's honor.

Clint's technically one of the 'old guys' but he'll still be partying like a 'young guy.' And you know that Mark Martin read this tweet and started pensively rubbing his chin then checked to see if his fire suit still fit.

I know what he means, but the way Stewart-Haas Racing has been performing, it's within the realm of possibility that all four of their cars could wind up in Victory Lane simultaneously.

You know who else has no idea and is also probably wondering? Clint Bowyer.

It really is. Just look at this photo. Clint running toward his family. And Cash Bowyer with the LaVar Ball strut going on.

It's pretty clear in looking at all these congratulatory tweets that if you ever need to look for one at a later date, just do a search for the beer emoji.

Kevin's a wonderfully supportive teammate. Still pumped for Clint the following morning. Even though Clint won't be conscious until the following afternoon.

One of the cruel tricks your brain plays on you is that it never allows you to realize this BEFORE you start drinking. Only after. When you crack the first beer of the night? 'WOOOOOO I'M 23 YEARS OLD AGAIN!' When you wake up the next morning? 'I WISH FOR A SWIFT DEATH.'