@nascarcasm: Social Media Top 8, week of April 6

When Dale's tweets sound like the narration to a superhero movie trailer.

Pictures with Kevin Hart always taken from a higher angle to help hide the fact that Kevin Hart is 4'6' tall.

Pretty much the sentiment of all who faced Villanova in the tournament. Coincidentally, Sister Jean tweeted the exact same thing after Loyola Chicago lost.

'They see me rollin' / They hatin' / Patrollin' cuz they know my diaper's dirty…'

You know, for a guy sort of not well known for presenting totals accurately, he actually came pretty close to the actual final score.

Sitting on the bleachers at the junior high dance waiting to be asked to dance and it never happens.jpg

Narrator: …they didn't…

I hope he pointed out the spot on the moon where Ryan Newman says we didn't land.