@nascarcasm: Social Media Top 8, week of June 1

EXTREME PENCIL SHARPENING

CALM DOWN, Alex. Please cease with this rebellious behavior. THIS IS A SLIPPERY SLOPE TO USING EXPIRED KOHL’S CASH, YOU DELINQUENT.

This Instagram photo is even better if you pretend that Piper is the one taking it.

This explains the 56 speeding penalties Landon received.

No one can downplay “MY CAR EXPLODED INTO A ROLLING FLAME CAULDRON WITH ME INSIDE OF IT” quite like a race car driver.

I suppose he’s repeated it enough times that it’s his quote now. Sorry, Babe Ruth.

Through the streets of NYC? Sweet! I bet you were able to get that baby up to 4 mph.

What’s amazing is being the father of a newborn and sleeping long enough to have a dream this detailed.