@nascarcasm: How will Group FaceTime change NASCAR?

By @nascarcasm | Published: June 5, 2018 8

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Apple announced Monday that it will expand its FaceTime capabilities to have 32 people participate on one video call. How will this affect the NASCAR garage?

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With up to 32 users, almost every current driver named Ryan can partake in the same conversation.

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It allows you to tell people that you aren’t a rookie 31 users at a time, instead of only one, which is way more efficient.

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Provides a wonderful opportunity for several drivers to check in with old friends they haven’t spoken to in a while assuming they have decent WiFi in the doomsday bunker they now reside in.

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The time-saving capability to FaceTime every member of the Youth Movement at once and taunt them after another one of your victories and then end with, “Hey, sorry to interrupt your Fortnite sesh, suckas.”

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No more bloodied lips or black eyes – now these brutal multi-participant post-race brawls will be much safer when they all just hop onto the same FaceTime and scream at each other.

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You can now secretly load up Group FaceTime and let up to 32 others listen to the conversation you’re having with Dale Earnhardt Jr. to prove how cool you are.

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You can prank the older drivers who are less familiar with technology but want in on the Group FaceTime by doing something like this.