@nascarcasm: Social Media Top 8, week of September 7

I remember when I had a lemonade stand as a kid. And my dad being completely unable to advertise it to 2.65 million Twitter followers. He really underdelivered.

Martin Truex Jr. cosplay gonna be all the rage. Folks walking around with goatees, sideburns, and way more stage points than they need.

I admire not only the mullet and ‘stache, but also you took a frontal picture and a side-profile picture that look like prison booking photos.

As opposed to every other weekend when you do NOT permit it but we do it anyways.

Kudos to Brad Keselowski for really embodying the spirit of throwback weekend by shunning modern technology and breaking his cellular phone.

Just get in line for standby and knock people out of the way to get to the front.

This is awesome. Also, Dale Jr. can now be one of the people who walks around the boxing ring before the 3rd round starts.

If this is an audition for a spot in the next Blue Collar Comedy Tour, I’d say he got it.