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@nascarcasm Random Power Rankings: Tastiest paint schemes
By @nascarcasm | Published: March 7, 2019 11
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Take a trip down memory lane and look back on some of the tastiest paint schemes, including but not limited to, candy, avocados and mayonnaise.
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Everything about this is appealing. This Oscar Mayer Bacon pattern is one with which I'd gladly turn into wallpaper and cover my living room. Yes, we’re inherently biased toward bacon, but whatever. Plus this will run in the desert, where it is hot, so perhaps you will smell the sizzling bacon as the car goes by.
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Landon Cassill's Burger King Fruit Smoothie scheme
Don’t you just want to stick a straw in the fuel cell and start drinking?
Don’t you just want to stick a straw in the fuel cell and start drinking?
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Chase Briscoe's Nutri-Chomps scheme
(NOTE: Our voting panel for this gallery includes several golden retrievers, and every vote counts)
(NOTE: Our voting panel for this gallery includes several golden retrievers, and every vote counts)
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Any of Kyle Busch's schemes
M&Ms, Skittles, Snickers ... the holy trinity of candies.
M&Ms, Skittles, Snickers ... the holy trinity of candies.
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Lake Speed's Spam scheme
I would have removed the driver's name from above the door, so that like with most Spam containers, you have no idea what the hell is inside of it.
I would have removed the driver's name from above the door, so that like with most Spam containers, you have no idea what the hell is inside of it.
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Back in the mid 2000s, Dave Blaney managed to out-millennial his son Ryan.
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Ricky Stenhouse Jr.'s Beef scheme
Lest we forget that while in the Xfinity Series, Ricky Stenhouse was sponsored by something he's become quite familiar with in 2019 -- beef.
Lest we forget that while in the Xfinity Series, Ricky Stenhouse was sponsored by something he's become quite familiar with in 2019 -- beef.
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David Ragan's Wild Alaska Pollock scheme
Look at that -- a full pollock on the side of the car. I'm sure that this picture of the car starting to fishtail is merely coincidence.
Look at that -- a full pollock on the side of the car. I'm sure that this picture of the car starting to fishtail is merely coincidence.
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Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s Hellman’s Mayonnaise scheme
As we learned, a race car is merely one of several things on which Dale Jr. places mayonnaise.
As we learned, a race car is merely one of several things on which Dale Jr. places mayonnaise.
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Chris Buescher's Bush's Best Baked Beans
Because 1.) Beans are tasty, and 2.) "Buescher's Bush’s Best Baked Beans" is just really fun to say fast.
Because 1.) Beans are tasty, and 2.) "Buescher's Bush’s Best Baked Beans" is just really fun to say fast.