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@nascarcasm’s take on a weekend of road-course racing
By @nascarcasm | Published: August 26, 2019 10
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“Nah, man, it’s cool. I've seen Keelan Harvick do this, and it was a big hit.”
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“I’m very sorry, Tyler, but clearly you didn’t see the ‘YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE’ sign outside of my car.”
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Did you know? If you’re a NASCAR driver in any of the top three series, there is mathematically a 74% chance Regan Smith has driven your car. And he won’t stop until it is 100%.
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Both Smith and AJ Allmendinger were in the race, and it isn’t even technically throwback weekend yet.
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The only question now is whether Christopher Bell will run out of room on his car for stickers or fingers to denote wins first.
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It’s Wisconsin, so that better be Milwaukee’s Best or liquid cheese.
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When dad wants to take a photo but you’re really not into it.
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Hull. “The Hitman" Hart. These are other dominant Bret/Bretts in Canada.
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So does Ross Chastain attempt to smuggle watermelons past customs when entering Canada, or does he hope they have the kind of watermelons he likes to smash IN Canada? This kept me awake last night way longer than it should have.
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Calling it now – your 2019 Gander Outdoors Truck Series champion, and you can “Brett” on it! LOL OK, if you were Canadian, you’d politely laugh at that.