BACK TO GALLERIES
@nascarcasm recaps Round of 8 NASCAR Playoffs race at Texas
By @nascarcasm | Published: November 4, 2019 12
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Sean Gardner | Getty Images
Back against the wall, looking outward, “Godfather” style. This way, Tyler Reddick cannot attack from behind.
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Just now realizing he now owns another damn clock that he has to set back an hour when he gets home. So frustrating.
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Joey Logano sees the sign that hangs each week in their garage stall. This week, it reads “WEEKENDS WITHOUT MAKING SOMEONE REALLY MAD: 0.” He shrugs, knowing that the sign in Stenhouse Jr.’s garage stall probably reads the same.
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Not all kids sit around playing PUBG on their phones. Some sit around and play PUBG on their phones because their job actually requires it and can you seriously believe that?
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These two were absent the day they taught fist-bumping at JR Motorsports.
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There aren’t many photos on the internet these days of Ryan Blaney not dressed as Princess Leia in a metal bikini so here’s one.
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As a fiery competitor, Denny Hamlin studies the other playoff drivers carefully. I mean how else is he going to learn to do impressions of them.
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Everything’s bigger in Texas. Almost.
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Blaney hurriedly tries to sign for every fan but then stops, suddenly realizing that once again, a female fan has gotten him to sign a marriage certificate.
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Sean Gardner | Getty Images
One of those weekends where the Dawsonville Pool Room siren blares the sad-trombone sound throughout the hills.
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When you say “Only two races left in the 2019 season,” most people will be sad because it’s almost over. Jimmie Johnson is not one of them.
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Kevin Harvick always seems to make it to the Championship 4. He’s like Duke. And yes, I’m using that particular comparison just to see if UNC fan Delana Harvick is reading this.