@nascarcasm: What did NASCAR drivers do during the offseason?

@nascarcasm performed a deep dive on Instagram to find out how NASCAR drivers spent their time off – take a look!

"Fast Pasta" spent the offseason upgrading his sim rig to the space-age mechanism you see before you. That thing looks like you could iRace on it, watch TV on it and order food from it. There is literally no reason to ever get out of this thing.

Justin Allgaier and wife Ashley announced they’re expanding to a two-car team.

Aric Almirola and family made what looks like some delicious Christmas cookies. Imagine living in a house that smells like bacon and cookies. This guy won the smell lottery, and I hope he appreciates that. My house smells like mildew and bad soup.

What else would Christopher Bell be doing but competing in the Chili Bowl? He couldn’t close the deal but is like the greatest show on dirt. Watch out, Bristol Motor Speedway.

Alex Bowman also competed in the Chili Bowl with this sweet-looking piece. He struggled a bit but did not blame his dogs this time. #PersonalGrowth

Chris Buescher spent the offseason mowing the pond. Buescher … get some PJ1 for your yard or something.

Austin Cindric hit the slopes this offseason. He's the only skier so tall he has to duck to avoid hitting his head on the chair lift. Nice look, too. Human-fly vibes. Hot.

Cole Custer spent the offseason staring pensively out his window, reflecting on our existence, its meaning and what greater plan the universe may hold in its mysterious hands. Or waiting for his DoorDash to arrive. We don’t know.

Austin Dillon and wife Whitney spent quality time with their newborn, Ace. Did you know tummy time for a newborn looks a lot like Austin’s victory celebration?

Chase Elliott has been a busy champion – he has competed on dirt at the Chili Bowl and Millridge Speedway, on asphalt at the Snowball Derby and is set to race overnight at the Rolex 24 Hours Of Daytona. The poor sireeen person at the Dawsonville Pool Room has had to man that thing basically year round.

Denny Hamlin spent the offseason doing basically anything his daughters asked him to do. NARWHALS, NARWHALS, SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN…

Harvick also spent the offseason behind the wheel – KEELAN that is. No word on if Keelan puts his dad in the kart and drives him to Victory Lane after he wins.

Erik Jones decided this offseason was Denim Season. He rocked the Canadian tuxedo with great success. More like Dat Jeans Boi, amirite?

Kurt Busch and wife Ashley ventured south to the islands and even claimed one as his own. Personally, I think it should be named “Cay FB,” but that’s just me.

"Rowdy" also spent time mentoring his son in his first foray onto the track. Brexton has also won some races, it appears. BFB.

Corey LaJoie spent his offseason getting acclimated with his new team and sending a proxy when he wasn’t available.

Looks like Joey Logano and son Hudson had some fun! Another youngster getting behind the wheel at an early age. If Joey Logano is “Sliced Bread,” allow us to propose a nickname for Hudson: “The Crouton.”

Bubba Wallace spent the offseason trying to get his dog to look at the camera. Maybe next year.